Tuesday Apr 08, 2003

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I AM 21 TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS! I WENT CLUBBING AT 12AM TO CELEBRATE MY B-DAY.

LOLA BOUGHT ME DRINKS AND THREATENED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BY PUTTING ROOFIES IN MY AGUA. HEATHER ARRANGED EVERYTHING AND IS THE SHIT, YO.

I WILL RESPOND TO Y'ALL SOON BUT FOR NOW I HAVE TO SLEEP OR VOMIT OR WHACK OFF, I CAN'T DECIDE.

I WANT MY COWGIRL. frown
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drnecessitor:
Your fave sex position made me laugh like a friggin' goofball.
letigre:
shimmie shimmie coco puff...

hey gravy train is playing saturday...

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