I AM 21 TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS! I WENT CLUBBING AT 12AM TO CELEBRATE MY B-DAY.

LOLA BOUGHT ME DRINKS AND THREATENED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BY PUTTING ROOFIES IN MY AGUA. HEATHER ARRANGED EVERYTHING AND IS THE SHIT, YO.

I WILL RESPOND TO Y'ALL SOON BUT FOR NOW I HAVE TO SLEEP OR VOMIT OR WHACK OFF, I CAN'T DECIDE.

I WANT MY COWGIRL.