OK, so Club Lamia apparently decided that it was not enough to be assholes once, they decided to be assholes twice! They already turned me down, and proceeded to write me ANOTHER rejection email, only more stupid! Observe:
Bionic, unfortunately you are too short for the show.
You have pretty face though. We will keep your info in our database.
Thank you for your interest though. We will plan to have more fashion show
and some fashion show might need cute and nice looking girls. We will
contact you when we need you. Is it OK?
Thanks! See ya there this Sat.
angela
Hey, news flash, i'm not going to your fucking show. You might need me in the future? You like my face despite my horrifically stunted body? Wow Angela, you suck. No, I will not be at the Club Lamia fashion show, I will not contribute to any future events, and if my Demonicfemme powers of evil have their way, all of my friends will
BOYCOTT CLUB LAMIA! MWA AH AAAHHHHHHH!
I will continue to be evil at least for the remainder of the day, but will revert back to good tomorrow morning.
On the bright side, Julia and I got the fuck out of the city and spent the rest of this sunny, beautiful day on Telegraph Ave in Berkley. We shopped, we ate vegi-chicken, we were accosted by strange men in the clothing store. I was wearing my tie outfit, right? So this ghetto young gentleman rams himself into me like a Swedish warship and pretends it's an accident. Then he looks at me in such a perverse manner that I am quite certain I contracted an STD just from his eye contact. "Damn girl, what yo name, can I get yo numba?" I look straight ahead in a deadpan stare and mutter apathetically "Umnoi'malesbian" and upon seeing this, the saleslady cracks up hysterically and gives me a thumbs up saying "Niiiiice."Julia cracks up and I say "Wow, that is the funniest way i've ever told someone i'm gay before." The guy doesn't take a hint. He has to be like 16 years old. I hear him behind me yelling "Yo, yo i'm coo with lesbians! Damn! Lesbian! Lesbian come back!" I don't bother to look back.
Lesbian? As though it is my first name? Does he not acknowledge that although he may be "Coo with lesbians" that lesbians may not be coo with him? Oh dear.
After that shit, I went to the record store and bought four excellent records to use in my sets. I told you i'd blow my stash on records and CD's, lol.
And just wanted to let you know that no matter how evil I become, I will always love the wonderfully sweet people who read my journals and make me feel like a million bucks.
Bionic, unfortunately you are too short for the show.
You have pretty face though. We will keep your info in our database.
Thank you for your interest though. We will plan to have more fashion show
and some fashion show might need cute and nice looking girls. We will
contact you when we need you. Is it OK?
Thanks! See ya there this Sat.
angela
Hey, news flash, i'm not going to your fucking show. You might need me in the future? You like my face despite my horrifically stunted body? Wow Angela, you suck. No, I will not be at the Club Lamia fashion show, I will not contribute to any future events, and if my Demonicfemme powers of evil have their way, all of my friends will
BOYCOTT CLUB LAMIA! MWA AH AAAHHHHHHH!
I will continue to be evil at least for the remainder of the day, but will revert back to good tomorrow morning.
On the bright side, Julia and I got the fuck out of the city and spent the rest of this sunny, beautiful day on Telegraph Ave in Berkley. We shopped, we ate vegi-chicken, we were accosted by strange men in the clothing store. I was wearing my tie outfit, right? So this ghetto young gentleman rams himself into me like a Swedish warship and pretends it's an accident. Then he looks at me in such a perverse manner that I am quite certain I contracted an STD just from his eye contact. "Damn girl, what yo name, can I get yo numba?" I look straight ahead in a deadpan stare and mutter apathetically "Umnoi'malesbian" and upon seeing this, the saleslady cracks up hysterically and gives me a thumbs up saying "Niiiiice."Julia cracks up and I say "Wow, that is the funniest way i've ever told someone i'm gay before." The guy doesn't take a hint. He has to be like 16 years old. I hear him behind me yelling "Yo, yo i'm coo with lesbians! Damn! Lesbian! Lesbian come back!" I don't bother to look back.
Lesbian? As though it is my first name? Does he not acknowledge that although he may be "Coo with lesbians" that lesbians may not be coo with him? Oh dear.
After that shit, I went to the record store and bought four excellent records to use in my sets. I told you i'd blow my stash on records and CD's, lol.
And just wanted to let you know that no matter how evil I become, I will always love the wonderfully sweet people who read my journals and make me feel like a million bucks.
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I dont think that you can get too evil - you seem kind at hart. Take care.