bionicfemme

**Yawn** very very sleepy. Must work early morning shift to meet SG peeps for curry tomorrow. I can't wait. I don't know what I am going to wear. I have never eaten thai food before but it sounds like it could be fun. I'm excited.

Some lady at work gave me a whole bag of chocolate kisses. Mmm, tasty. PMS week is still continuing. I yearn for mass amounts of food and sex. Am only receiving mass amounts of food.

Ffcracker is bomb biggity. Yep, yep. The thought of 1 hour of my rambling changing someone's life makes me smile. I am happy.

Yum yum, fancy 2 makes me happy as well. Between that and the promise of Dia's new set, I think my head will explode.

I want to be a sexy girl. This summer, I have (1)Taken an erotica writing workshop (2)Taken a class on how to talk dirty (3)Purchased the Hitatchi magic wand, a.k.a. the strongest vibrator known to woman, as well as edible underwear (4)Am now vowing to join SG in an attempt to be a nude model. Gawrsh. I want to be a very, very sexy girl when I grow up.

I have never used a strap-on, and they scare me. Perhaps they will not in 5 years, but for now, they do. Good night. Zzzzzzz.