Me soooo tired...lots of work today, long writing workshop. Alyson visited today. It hurts my heart when she smiles at me, but I seem to be doing a good job of not showing it. She bought Celeste this plant that looks like her dreadlocked hair and we called it "the dredcactus" and it dangled on this thing that looked like a leash so we walked it to a coffeeshop. Some annoying dirty old man kept staring at me until I screamed "GOD I HATE WHEN PEOPLE STARE AT ME!!!!" in the middle of the cafe. Jerko.
Alyson...I don't even want to think about it. This is stupid. I don't want to think about dating anymore either. Jesus, it's killing me. I need to move, the only dykes around here have mullets and those that do not apparently think I am unworthy of dating without getting to know me. Gee, thanks.
But whatever. Just wanted to let you guys know that this site is the coolest thing since the invention of the Hitatchi magic wand, all of your compliments have made me feel so warm and toasty. You guys have made me feel beautiful for the first time in my life, and it is a good feeling. My hamster likes you too, she is cleaning her ears right now with her little grey paws and wriggling her nose at the computer screen.
In case you haven't noticed, i'm pmsing, and it usually occurs in a two pronged attack. First, I get lonely and sulky...then a few days later all hell breaks loose and I get whipped into raging bitch mode until the week and a half of terror is over and blood comes shooting out of my crotch. Superb. I really want tofu still, but can't get any at 1:30 in the morning.
Alyson...I don't even want to think about it. This is stupid. I don't want to think about dating anymore either. Jesus, it's killing me. I need to move, the only dykes around here have mullets and those that do not apparently think I am unworthy of dating without getting to know me. Gee, thanks.
But whatever. Just wanted to let you guys know that this site is the coolest thing since the invention of the Hitatchi magic wand, all of your compliments have made me feel so warm and toasty. You guys have made me feel beautiful for the first time in my life, and it is a good feeling. My hamster likes you too, she is cleaning her ears right now with her little grey paws and wriggling her nose at the computer screen.
In case you haven't noticed, i'm pmsing, and it usually occurs in a two pronged attack. First, I get lonely and sulky...then a few days later all hell breaks loose and I get whipped into raging bitch mode until the week and a half of terror is over and blood comes shooting out of my crotch. Superb. I really want tofu still, but can't get any at 1:30 in the morning.
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I don't know what to think about the women's breasts argument...I don't look at breasts usually so i'm not sure. I'm in love with eyes, they're so much more erotic to me. Whenever I have a crush on a girl, it's so easy to tell because I just stare mindlessly into her eyes and drool all over myself. God, I am a prude, i'm surprised I became a member of sg, lol. I want a porn site for women's eyes: all eye contact, all the time...ohhh god I am getting wet as we speak, lol.
And ff, the blood shooting out of my crotch...ya think it'd come in handy, but alas, it is just an added feature, hahaha.