OMG I just bought Cibo Matto's first CD, "Viva La Woman" and it awakens the primal horniness in my body. God, the tribal drumbeats and rhythm (not to mention nonsensical lyrics) are a definite turn-on. Looks like I got my new sexin' CD. DL "Le Pain Perdu" it's definitely sex music for me. I'm not kidding here. What the hell are you doing reading my journal? DL it NOW!!!! lol. DL that or "You got to know your chicken." Then somebody respond and tell me if it isn't sexin' music.
I just rediscoverd another guilty pleasure in life other than Cherry Garcia ice cream. It is Mtv's jackass. I completely forgot about that show, but caught an episode as I was flipping through the channels tonight. The humor is juvenille and stupid, but it really made me laugh the hardest that i've laughed in a long time. I guess it just is so hilarious because you ALWAYS end up doing shit like that if you live in a small town. I know back in farmville, my friends and I were always pulling jack-ass-esque stunts (minus the bodily injuries). This is why I am a contemporary big city girl at heart.
Mmmm, I cannot live without smog, skyscrapers, high fashion and pouty, exotic femmes.
I have a question: What is your favorite animal? Mine would be either a Bengal tigress or a platypus. Platipi crack me up, are they birds or mammals? They lay eggs! I think I am a platypus because I cannot be defined as anything.
OK, have you downloaded "You got to know your chicken" by Cibo Matto yet? I refuse to talk to you until you do. I'm just kidding. I just want somebody else to discover the joy i've uncovered on this very special day. I also bought The Crystal Method's new CD, Community Service, i'll tell you if it's decent. Garbage apparently sings a song on there, which is why I nearly had a multiple orgasm in the electronica section.
Remember...you got to know your chicken, Cibo Matto. If you don't DL it, you are the weakest link, goodbye.
SHIT!!! My friend Francisco says Alyson knew I had a crush on her and that she is "perturbed" by it. Um, thanks. I'm sick of this bullshit. I will live alone in a cave with a Cibo Matto CD, a lifetime supply of Cherry Garcia, and my Hitatchi Magic Wand. The correct response would be "Wow, she likes me? She's a good person and this is great!" Not "Wow, she really sucks, I am perturbed" for the 1.000TH TIME!!!! GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! I am not lonely anymore, just fucking angry. This is fucking ridiculous. Whatever. Everyone can kiss my fist. I refuse to be upset over such a stupid issue any longer.
I am going to play Earthbound because it is the funniest RPG in the entire world and I like the fact that cheeseburgers raise my HP. Good day, old chap.
I just rediscoverd another guilty pleasure in life other than Cherry Garcia ice cream. It is Mtv's jackass. I completely forgot about that show, but caught an episode as I was flipping through the channels tonight. The humor is juvenille and stupid, but it really made me laugh the hardest that i've laughed in a long time. I guess it just is so hilarious because you ALWAYS end up doing shit like that if you live in a small town. I know back in farmville, my friends and I were always pulling jack-ass-esque stunts (minus the bodily injuries). This is why I am a contemporary big city girl at heart.
Mmmm, I cannot live without smog, skyscrapers, high fashion and pouty, exotic femmes.
I have a question: What is your favorite animal? Mine would be either a Bengal tigress or a platypus. Platipi crack me up, are they birds or mammals? They lay eggs! I think I am a platypus because I cannot be defined as anything.
OK, have you downloaded "You got to know your chicken" by Cibo Matto yet? I refuse to talk to you until you do. I'm just kidding. I just want somebody else to discover the joy i've uncovered on this very special day. I also bought The Crystal Method's new CD, Community Service, i'll tell you if it's decent. Garbage apparently sings a song on there, which is why I nearly had a multiple orgasm in the electronica section.
Remember...you got to know your chicken, Cibo Matto. If you don't DL it, you are the weakest link, goodbye.
SHIT!!! My friend Francisco says Alyson knew I had a crush on her and that she is "perturbed" by it. Um, thanks. I'm sick of this bullshit. I will live alone in a cave with a Cibo Matto CD, a lifetime supply of Cherry Garcia, and my Hitatchi Magic Wand. The correct response would be "Wow, she likes me? She's a good person and this is great!" Not "Wow, she really sucks, I am perturbed" for the 1.000TH TIME!!!! GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! I am not lonely anymore, just fucking angry. This is fucking ridiculous. Whatever. Everyone can kiss my fist. I refuse to be upset over such a stupid issue any longer.
I am going to play Earthbound because it is the funniest RPG in the entire world and I like the fact that cheeseburgers raise my HP. Good day, old chap.
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mike11:
I have been reading your journal off and on for about 2 weeks now and have to say you are the most intrguing person in the SG membership. Your best line yet is your virginity response. I love it.
go_lately:
my favorite animals are my own (2 cats, 2 rats, hedgehog, tarantula), tiges (i have one tattooed right above my butt) and bionicfemme's - they're just so sweet and cuddleable and adorable and nice and . . .