I met Volkov7 last night!
He was a really cool guy, with pink hair! We met at the Oxygen Bar at Valencia and got all high and oxygenated. I've long since learned that there are two things at the oxygen bar that will get you good and high. 1) Herbal cocktails with extra shots of kava-kava 2) 25 minutes of Euphoric scent.
Mmm.
He cracked me up and gave me roses, he said, "From Grrlhavoc" and I shook off my slightly tough, dykey demeanor to squeal "FOR ME???" and promptly jumped up and down in the middle of the sidewalk.
Some astrologer guy was there and he was telling some people next to us about their future. We caught the tail end of the conversation *In asthmatic, excited voice* "...Demons...Vampires...Giant Squids with elongated tentacles...sucking, draining the life out of you..." I turned to Volkov and said, "Uh, and then everyone lived happily ever after?" and we laughed. He also gave me this really cool book called "Smoke and Mirrors" that are about modern day fairy tales. I wish my writing could somehow combine my knack for humor, edge, and reality with ethereal fantasy. I would like to take the style of this book and mix-match it with Michelle Tea's style somehow.
While there, I also met this chick that was one of the main performers in that lesbian performance art thing I went to last week. She was the one that ripped off her shirt, did this interpretive African dance, and masturbated in the middle of the stage. She came up and introduced herself, then she shook my hand. The same hand she used to WHACK OFF ON STAGE. Anyway, she ruled and I hear they're looking for new dykes to be in the show. I think i'd like to pull something together and perform, but A) My acting is horrible and B) I'm not sure if I can just take off my shirt in front of a bunch of people on stage and be cool.
Volkov was so cool. He was funny and handsome and energetic, yet he said he was having trouble finding girls! I would date him in no time if I was straight. Ladies, he's single, let's start the bidding!
Today is a nice day. I am going to go get coffee, go to the library, peruse some old books on Sappho and finish my homework.
He was a really cool guy, with pink hair! We met at the Oxygen Bar at Valencia and got all high and oxygenated. I've long since learned that there are two things at the oxygen bar that will get you good and high. 1) Herbal cocktails with extra shots of kava-kava 2) 25 minutes of Euphoric scent.
Mmm.
He cracked me up and gave me roses, he said, "From Grrlhavoc" and I shook off my slightly tough, dykey demeanor to squeal "FOR ME???" and promptly jumped up and down in the middle of the sidewalk.
Some astrologer guy was there and he was telling some people next to us about their future. We caught the tail end of the conversation *In asthmatic, excited voice* "...Demons...Vampires...Giant Squids with elongated tentacles...sucking, draining the life out of you..." I turned to Volkov and said, "Uh, and then everyone lived happily ever after?" and we laughed. He also gave me this really cool book called "Smoke and Mirrors" that are about modern day fairy tales. I wish my writing could somehow combine my knack for humor, edge, and reality with ethereal fantasy. I would like to take the style of this book and mix-match it with Michelle Tea's style somehow.
While there, I also met this chick that was one of the main performers in that lesbian performance art thing I went to last week. She was the one that ripped off her shirt, did this interpretive African dance, and masturbated in the middle of the stage. She came up and introduced herself, then she shook my hand. The same hand she used to WHACK OFF ON STAGE. Anyway, she ruled and I hear they're looking for new dykes to be in the show. I think i'd like to pull something together and perform, but A) My acting is horrible and B) I'm not sure if I can just take off my shirt in front of a bunch of people on stage and be cool.
Volkov was so cool. He was funny and handsome and energetic, yet he said he was having trouble finding girls! I would date him in no time if I was straight. Ladies, he's single, let's start the bidding!
Today is a nice day. I am going to go get coffee, go to the library, peruse some old books on Sappho and finish my homework.
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people do care.
I remember seeing how down you were a bit ago and now see how well things turned around for you...
It helps me out as I go through a shitty phase...thanks.
p.s. Sorry to bring up some negativity...take care.