Completely random conversation with my best friend #843
"You know what's a great cure for when something bites you on the cheek?" -Tanya
"Um, what?" -Me
"Ok, so you put this BIG blob of lotion on it...HEY don't laugh, it SOUNDS funny, but it works" -Tanya
Whooo hooo I just got off the phone with Claudia...she apparently had to stop somewhere an hour or so from SF and so can't make it today...but yeah! She called.
The convo went something like this:
[Insert 5,000 witty comments here] -Claudia
**Silence, profuse shaking** -Me
God I suck!!! Again I was like "Abort mission...ABORT MISSION!!!!" I HATE BEING NERVOUS AROUND GIRLS IT MAKES ME WANT TO TEAR MY GARMENTS AND GNASH MY TEETH LIKE ANGRY PEOPLE DO IN THE BIBLE!!!!!!!
Ok...Saturday's the day...gotta redeem myself...AAAAAAAggggggggh
"You know what's a great cure for when something bites you on the cheek?" -Tanya
"Um, what?" -Me
"Ok, so you put this BIG blob of lotion on it...HEY don't laugh, it SOUNDS funny, but it works" -Tanya
Whooo hooo I just got off the phone with Claudia...she apparently had to stop somewhere an hour or so from SF and so can't make it today...but yeah! She called.
The convo went something like this:
[Insert 5,000 witty comments here] -Claudia
**Silence, profuse shaking** -Me
God I suck!!! Again I was like "Abort mission...ABORT MISSION!!!!" I HATE BEING NERVOUS AROUND GIRLS IT MAKES ME WANT TO TEAR MY GARMENTS AND GNASH MY TEETH LIKE ANGRY PEOPLE DO IN THE BIBLE!!!!!!!
Ok...Saturday's the day...gotta redeem myself...AAAAAAAggggggggh
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Claudia: Hi, nice to meet you.
You: *vomits violently on ground*
... you should be fine. If you're REALLY nervous, put her in a headlock and DEMAND you do something fun. If she asks you for specifics, give her a noogie.
From there on, you should be fine.