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Friday Jul 26, 2002

Jul 26, 2002
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Still...waiting...still...waiting...

Actual transcripts by other people about today
"So let me get this straight...you're going to go have a TEA PARTY with a renegade nude model from off of the internet" -Julia
"Um...yeah..."-Me
"God your life is funny"-Julia

"That girl be hot. You gimme some pointers on how to get the ladies. Damn, girl." -Co-worker
**In best Leon Phelps voice** "I jusstht go up to the ladays and say somethin' classthy like 'May I buy you a fisth thandwich?"
"....AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA" -Unison

"And you met her on the internet?"- Annoying girl K
"Um, yeah" -Me
"You're...weird" -Katie

I refuse to be intimidated by a girl whose wardrobe hails from Abercrombie and who spells the word "write" as "wright." We are juniors in college, her ignorance is unforgivable...you are the weakest link, goodbye.

OH YEAH!!! I FORGOT!!! So...I was trying to come up with ideas for a cool set if I ever get the balls to do this site (and if I did get the balls to do this site, it would disqualify me, lol.) But so ANYWAY I was thinking that maybe I could put together a vinyl superheroine/dommy outfit, right? Then I could start off the set looking like a mighty superhero and chasing somebody dressed like a bank robber. There's pictures of me sitting on the bastard and handcuffing him when I catch him, which obviously has the erotic undertones. I don't know how i'll just accidentally get naked from there but oh well.

God, this would be such a funny set. What do you guys think?
illeagle:
i thnk you should definatly do it...maybe the bank robber stole your clothes...hmm. and kittie kicks ass
Jul 26, 2002

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