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Friday Jul 26, 2002

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HAPPY C-DAY EVERYBODY!!!! YEAHHHHHH!!!!

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRARARARARRRAW!

Hey, does anybody here listen to the dance station, there's this really funny song where the chick keeps singing "I feeeeel the neeed to be naaaaked withhhh youuuuu! Take of your pants, your socks and your shoes, I feeeeel the neeeeed to be naaaaked withhhhh youuuu!!!!" I was hoping it would come on when I turned on the radio because that would just be funny, but it isn't on right now.

I have on my blue corn scrub mask, I look like a mime from outer space. As per my usual habits, I set my alarm for 5 and did not wake up till 6. Genius.

SHIT!!! SHIT!!!! Did I mention how fucking nervous I am??? I feel like fucking Macullay Culkin from Home Alone right now. Takin' it back to the old school, yo.

Alright....come 1pm, i'll be ready...ready like a squealy teenybopper on fanatic. Yeah. Yeah baby.

God, this face mask feels so good. I just look really weird right now. Shit, I hope nothing falls through; not only did I switch shifts with this chick, but she needed me to switch with her on Sunday AND sunday's my day off. So basically I am working one shift I hate and one day that I don't even need to work just to meet Claudia. Fuck, I am an ass.

AHHHAHAHAHAHA "Sexual" just came on the radio.

When you talk to me, it's painful
You don't know what you do to this heart of mine

Don't make this one dimentional
The way I feel is sexual,
The way I feel is sexuallll.

LOLOLOLOL. I changed my answering machine so it plays "Sexual" and says "Hi, this is me, if it's Claudia, i'm at work and won't be back till 1pm, and if this is anybody else, um...i'm not hanging out with you today. Peace out!"

So...peace out!

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