Haha, hilarious.

The hacker is now forging my own IP address as the incoming DNS and labeling themselves as "slut.etc.etc."

This is great. Even the hacker thinks i'm a slut.

Newsflash, you fucking asshole. How the hell can I be a slut if I haven't had sex in a year. Oh sure I have pictures of naked ladies on my wallpaper for my computer, and yeah I masturbate like a crazy circus performer to get by, but FUCK! Since when does that make anybody a slut?

Now I just HAVE to get laid. Even the hacker thinks I look like a whore.

And everything coming out of the hacker's mouth is a bunch of shit, since I saw that he/she/it had read some of my writing in Microsoft Word.

Wow hacker, you're funny. You say i'm a slut but you take interest in my writing. I think you're no different from any other prey that has fallen before me. You say i'm a ho but you can't help but love my words, thereby a little bit of what's on the inside.

You're almost like an ex-girlfriend from somewhere.

Maybe you are one.