Wow...I am still locked in battle with my ex. Now, we're having an online email war, but she never comes close to matching my wit...my favorite slam so far?
How many women like you does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; you're too busy screwing other women.
My best friend thinks this is hilarious.
HahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I have gone completely insane. The only cure will be to get in a nice outfit and head for an uncharted coffeeshop across town. The pain she has caused me has now turned into sheer rage, and I am on an all out offensive like the Aries girl I am. I am a sweet girl, but once I get to butting heads, it's time to get the fuck out of my way. Already I have annihilated her pompous ego beyond recognition.
With one inverted nipple, you can't be proud of much, I suppose. Target sighted. Deploy heat seaking missles. Fire at will.
How many women like you does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; you're too busy screwing other women.
My best friend thinks this is hilarious.
HahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I have gone completely insane. The only cure will be to get in a nice outfit and head for an uncharted coffeeshop across town. The pain she has caused me has now turned into sheer rage, and I am on an all out offensive like the Aries girl I am. I am a sweet girl, but once I get to butting heads, it's time to get the fuck out of my way. Already I have annihilated her pompous ego beyond recognition.
With one inverted nipple, you can't be proud of much, I suppose. Target sighted. Deploy heat seaking missles. Fire at will.