Off to taekwondo.
You know what I really hate? Those people that completely suck, are unstable, yet act vain to cover up their own insecurities. It's like um yeah, putting on a Maria Carey facade doesn't make you look confident, it makes you look like an idiot.
And then they pretend they are soooo sad and hurt when they start fights with you and you actually snap back.
Wah wah. Oh pity me, i'm so hurt!
And they're such VICTORS when they come out of it alive! They're STRONG PEOPLE for enduring the "suffering" you cause.
Or the ones that pretend to be freaky dominatrixes that aren't even brave enough to grab your boob? Yeah, those.
Or the kinds that say, "You're beneath me, peeeohn, for I am an ulitist that can spellmb all my .05 words properbly."
Don't you just LOVE when all of those qualities merge to create one person?
You know what I really hate? Those people that completely suck, are unstable, yet act vain to cover up their own insecurities. It's like um yeah, putting on a Maria Carey facade doesn't make you look confident, it makes you look like an idiot.
And then they pretend they are soooo sad and hurt when they start fights with you and you actually snap back.
Wah wah. Oh pity me, i'm so hurt!
And they're such VICTORS when they come out of it alive! They're STRONG PEOPLE for enduring the "suffering" you cause.
Or the ones that pretend to be freaky dominatrixes that aren't even brave enough to grab your boob? Yeah, those.
Or the kinds that say, "You're beneath me, peeeohn, for I am an ulitist that can spellmb all my .05 words properbly."
Don't you just LOVE when all of those qualities merge to create one person?
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
have fun at tae kwon do. and don't be thinking you get to practice any of it on me! well...unless you wear the chun-li outfit! hee hee hee
*HUG*
v
*suddenly dressed in all black with white face paint and black lipstick* Even though there is no relief from the utter futility of bleak life. *Goth pose**Back to normal*
Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her mom's thoughts, Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Honey, ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Suzy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle there by now."
"Love - Mom"