But on to a better note!
I applied to the company that publishes Girlfriends magazine and On Our Backs as an intern (They are both lesbian magazines, On Our Backs is a porn magazine, like Playboy for dykes.)
Anyway, they emailed me back today, saying that instead of a position in the Circulation department, they are offering me a position in SALES AND MARKETING!!!!
I think this may have been because I faxed them a copy of my most recent article and it had a lot of attention-grabbing catch phrases in it.
Anyway, I am racking my brain now trying to come up with slogans for On Our Backs.
"Get out of the mainstream and On Your Back."
"On Our Backs...it's not your mother's porn."
"I read it for the Articles." -On Our Backs.
Oh hell yes. They pay you 100 bucks a month and give you FREE PORN.
Dude, I keep a journal on a porn site and I might start working for a porn magazine. Am I the biggest slut in California or what?
I'm having all these fantasies of working in the publishing office as a mailgirl/bitch-slut that is ALWAYS a victim of sexual harassment, lol.
Bionique: Intern.
"Hey Bionic, can you get me those paper clips?"
"Oh sure I can get you those paper clips...if by getting you paper clips you mean GETTING YOU OFF!"
*Goes under boss' desk*
Bow-chicka-wow-wow.
Dude, I want to find love in an office in a publishing company.
Doesn't it sound like a romantic comedy?
Paging Jennifer Aniston.
I applied to the company that publishes Girlfriends magazine and On Our Backs as an intern (They are both lesbian magazines, On Our Backs is a porn magazine, like Playboy for dykes.)
Anyway, they emailed me back today, saying that instead of a position in the Circulation department, they are offering me a position in SALES AND MARKETING!!!!
I think this may have been because I faxed them a copy of my most recent article and it had a lot of attention-grabbing catch phrases in it.
Anyway, I am racking my brain now trying to come up with slogans for On Our Backs.
"Get out of the mainstream and On Your Back."
"On Our Backs...it's not your mother's porn."
"I read it for the Articles." -On Our Backs.
Oh hell yes. They pay you 100 bucks a month and give you FREE PORN.
Dude, I keep a journal on a porn site and I might start working for a porn magazine. Am I the biggest slut in California or what?
I'm having all these fantasies of working in the publishing office as a mailgirl/bitch-slut that is ALWAYS a victim of sexual harassment, lol.
Bionique: Intern.
"Hey Bionic, can you get me those paper clips?"
"Oh sure I can get you those paper clips...if by getting you paper clips you mean GETTING YOU OFF!"
*Goes under boss' desk*
Bow-chicka-wow-wow.
Dude, I want to find love in an office in a publishing company.
Doesn't it sound like a romantic comedy?
Paging Jennifer Aniston.
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That job sounds too fucken sweet.......
glad things are on a better note and all.......