Dude, confusion.
So I went to the Mexican food place before leaving for SF right? I order "the usual" and the chick always working there charges me half price. Then she gives me a drink for free. The entire time she's blushing and giggling like a stoner schoolgirl. She sounds kind of like Beavis and/or Butthead on speed. "Dude...huh huh huh huh huh" X's 10,000. I think it's extremely cute when people are flustered around me.
She proceeds to sit down next to me and talk for an hour about skating, how her hair was only an inch long before, and on and on. Then she mentions her boyfriend once, and I somehow think I should not bring up the fact that I don't date boys, so I just nod.
Then my sis and our ride to SF pulls up and I say i've got to go, but then she says "Hey, can I get your number? Can I call you?" and so I give it to her, just because it's good to make friends.
WHAT THE HELL, WAS SHE HITTING ON ME? She gave me that discount and stuff and asked for my number. She's not really the type of girl i'm attracted to so i'd just like to be friends, but WTF?
Why can't women be more like guys when it comes to hitting on people. Guys just go for the gold and you know if they like you or not. Girls will like, go out of their way to flirt shamelessly with you and then get scared and run because they want to believe they're straight.
Personally, I am flattered when people flirt with me. Whether they are men or women, I usually return subtle flirtation as long as they're not really old and gross. But I don't lead people on.
But when it comes to me approaching others? I feel flirting is like hunting. I don't do it for sport. I really only approach you if I think there's something spectacular about you.
And much like how indigenous people use every part of the animal, I use every part of my prey's mind. Even the parts least tasteful. Usually those parts are the first I devour.
Anyway, my sister said "Dude, of course that chick was hitting on you. Will you date her so I can get all of my food for 50% off?" All my sister EVER thinks about is food!
Gah. Bionicfemme's Operation Single Riot Girl Roar is still in effect. No dating. Just mass amounts of screaming and kicking, with the occasional gnashing of teeth.
So I went to the Mexican food place before leaving for SF right? I order "the usual" and the chick always working there charges me half price. Then she gives me a drink for free. The entire time she's blushing and giggling like a stoner schoolgirl. She sounds kind of like Beavis and/or Butthead on speed. "Dude...huh huh huh huh huh" X's 10,000. I think it's extremely cute when people are flustered around me.
She proceeds to sit down next to me and talk for an hour about skating, how her hair was only an inch long before, and on and on. Then she mentions her boyfriend once, and I somehow think I should not bring up the fact that I don't date boys, so I just nod.
Then my sis and our ride to SF pulls up and I say i've got to go, but then she says "Hey, can I get your number? Can I call you?" and so I give it to her, just because it's good to make friends.
WHAT THE HELL, WAS SHE HITTING ON ME? She gave me that discount and stuff and asked for my number. She's not really the type of girl i'm attracted to so i'd just like to be friends, but WTF?
Why can't women be more like guys when it comes to hitting on people. Guys just go for the gold and you know if they like you or not. Girls will like, go out of their way to flirt shamelessly with you and then get scared and run because they want to believe they're straight.
Personally, I am flattered when people flirt with me. Whether they are men or women, I usually return subtle flirtation as long as they're not really old and gross. But I don't lead people on.
But when it comes to me approaching others? I feel flirting is like hunting. I don't do it for sport. I really only approach you if I think there's something spectacular about you.
And much like how indigenous people use every part of the animal, I use every part of my prey's mind. Even the parts least tasteful. Usually those parts are the first I devour.
Anyway, my sister said "Dude, of course that chick was hitting on you. Will you date her so I can get all of my food for 50% off?" All my sister EVER thinks about is food!
Gah. Bionicfemme's Operation Single Riot Girl Roar is still in effect. No dating. Just mass amounts of screaming and kicking, with the occasional gnashing of teeth.
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takora:
Ashley was right, you are awesome. I wish I had found your journal before I decided to leave here.
historyteller:
At least she asked for your number, that's better than most of my friends can do, chickens. 