bionicfemme

Have you ever felt like you just wanted to run 10 miles and break a whole bunch of things, not because you're angry, but because you're full of energy and it's kind of funny?

I feel that way for some reason right now. It's 4am and i'm up with chocolate chip cookies and cranberry/apple tea.

I feel like my life is going to launch into something big soon, like i'm on the verge of discovery and battle. Maybe it has something to do with planet alignment?

I can't describe this to you. I'm single and proud to be single. Yet I am insatiably horny to the point where I feel like running around a room and kicking things multiple times with my New Rocks to get the aggression out. Everything around me is an extrasensory roar. Things...taste better....colors are...more vivid...

I'm running on an eternal go pill.

I was up reading stuff and I read this gay "eligibility" claim that factored in how many lesbians exist in the US, and taking away certain factors, such as age, location, college education, how many are eligible for you, personally, if you are a lesbian living in a metropolitan area.

TWO WOMEN.

TWO??? I ONLY GET TWO ELIGIBLE WOMEN???

Jesus! And on top of that, there is only two degrees of seperation between anyone in the scene. This is true. How else can you explain me dating UB, who lived an hour away from me, connected through her ex to Natalie, who lives TWO HOURS AWAY?

I've said it before and i'll say it again; I've got to get the fuck out of California.

Either that or get a mail-order bride, as my father did before me.