Hohoho, Merrrrry Christmas!!!
My mum bought me VICE CITY!!!! It's the best Christmas present anyone's ever gotten me! My response when unwrapping it, "NOW I CAN STEAL CARS AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!!!" I held the game over my head as though it was Excalibur and the whole family looked at me weird.
I've spent all day stealing cars and running over people to Zap and Roger.
My sis is hilarious, she stole a BUS and ran over a whole parking lot full of people to "I just died in your arms tonight!"
When not doing that, she goes to the bad side of Vice City and punches every prostitute she sees in the head. Then when she's got a crowd of 25 angry prostitutes chasing her, she jumps into the nearest car and speeds off with the Spanish station blaring. In her words, "If you dress that skanky, you deserve to get beat up and have someone steal your 12 bucks!"
Her other favorite prank is to steal a taxi and run over people who try to hail it!
My mom was really preachy for a while and saying "Oh God, why did I buy you that game, it's rated M and it's so violent, i'm a horrible mother..." but then I made her steal a car and she kicked a prostitute in the face for fun. Pretty soon she was fleeing the cops with the whole family cheering her on and her screaming wildly.
She loves the game now.
I am proud of my mother.
My mum bought me VICE CITY!!!! It's the best Christmas present anyone's ever gotten me! My response when unwrapping it, "NOW I CAN STEAL CARS AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!!!" I held the game over my head as though it was Excalibur and the whole family looked at me weird.
I've spent all day stealing cars and running over people to Zap and Roger.
My sis is hilarious, she stole a BUS and ran over a whole parking lot full of people to "I just died in your arms tonight!"
When not doing that, she goes to the bad side of Vice City and punches every prostitute she sees in the head. Then when she's got a crowd of 25 angry prostitutes chasing her, she jumps into the nearest car and speeds off with the Spanish station blaring. In her words, "If you dress that skanky, you deserve to get beat up and have someone steal your 12 bucks!"
Her other favorite prank is to steal a taxi and run over people who try to hail it!
My mom was really preachy for a while and saying "Oh God, why did I buy you that game, it's rated M and it's so violent, i'm a horrible mother..." but then I made her steal a car and she kicked a prostitute in the face for fun. Pretty soon she was fleeing the cops with the whole family cheering her on and her screaming wildly.
She loves the game now.
I am proud of my mother.
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If you ever want discount domestic games.. I have lots of friends.
Best Weapon? the mini-gun. *DROOL* must go play now.