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Monday Dec 16, 2002

Dec 16, 2002
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Aieee!!!!

Thinkin' about a super cool girl that wears penis piercings in her ears instead of actual earrings! She makes me feel like a young schoolboy again! We're going to go see Lord of the Rings II soon and I'll have to bring a bunch of creepy pewter figurines!!!!

I feel like...you know Bert on Mary Poppins? The chimney sweep?

Like THAT!!!

Stepping time!!! Stepping time!!! **Jumps up into air and clicks heels thrice**

And also, "Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens..."

Yes, thinking of such an articulate, petite little girl...one that gives goodbye kisses on necks like a magician summoning a Familiar. Small enough to fit in a walnut shell to sleep on my windowsill. I shall pour her tea in a thimble. Chai tea, to be exact. And the walnut shell will keep her safe from the violent maelstrom a blowin' outside...damn winter!!! I swear, the bay area is in typhoon season right now.

Did you know my friend John's room BLEW AWAY in Guam???? He told me about it a couple days ago. I said, "You looking forward to going home for Christmas?" and he says, "Uhh...my room blew away." Apparently his room, seperate from the house, was hit by a car three weeks ago, which decimated one of the walls. Then one week later, a hurricane blew his whole room away!!!!

All I could say was, "So...aren't you glad you weren't in your room when either of those things happened?"

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unbornbloom:
Laff. *cums in her matchbox*
;p

meeeh.
call me ASAP! i dont know if i can go wed. or not now. i think i may have to watch the kid sis. frown
im brutually upset...but maybe i can still con my way out of it. :/

xoxxx.
-D.
Dec 16, 2002
butterfly2:
*jumps up and down* Guess who THIS IS? Hahah I bet you'll never guess...

Okay I'll give you a few hints. I live near you, I like to spank my ass repeatedly in my next door neighbors room, I love your SPACE BOOTS, and I was the one who hunted for the bees with an umbrella!

HAHAHA!

~Butterfly~
Dec 16, 2002

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