bionicfemme

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!

So there is only ONE cool lesbian club in SF. It's called "Club Q." It's 21+ and I snuck into it ONE time over the summer when I was training to be "The Bionic Femme." I thought a good training ground for my newfound manipulative seduction abilities would be to sneak into "the forbidden club" that I had always wanted to go to.

It was the BEST night ever, there was hot girls everywhere, the hottest i'd ever seen, they were all like 22 and I had the best night of my life.

So today I find out that after 15 years, THEY'RE SHUTTING THE CLUB DOWN!!!! I'm gonna be 21 in FOUR months! WHY?? WHYYYYYY???????

**Looks up to sky and shakes fist in the rain**

YE GODS!!!!

This fucking BLOWS!!! There aren't any good lesbian clubs besides Q. There's 2 lesbian bars in all of San Francisco. I don't like bars, I want to dance! So basically now there's only one real lesbian club left and they play RAP.

Hmm. Guess i'd better get started on putting on my beanie and learning the art of fake buttfucking on the dancefloor *grimmace.*

Shit. They've been around for fucking 15 YEARS!!! Why do they decide to close it right before I can legally get in there????