2 FOOT LONG DILDOS!!! MY DREAM WOMAN!!! POSSUMS!!!!
It's 1:30am and i'm kinda tired, so i'll summarize a bit but basically I spent several hours hangin' with Solisis and his roomie accosting people on Castro with this 5 pound almost 2 foot long black dildo. At one point, Solisis' roomie pushed the dildo off of a balcony and it hit Solisis in the chest, whereby Solisis fell on the ground and pretended to be knocked out by it, lol. I think we scared everybody in the Castro tonight. Surprisingly, when they would carry the dildo nobody would even give them a second glance, but when I carried around the dildo I got all these disgusted looks like, "What the fuck is that little pervert dyke going to do with a dildo that is half the size of her entire body?" The fact that I was walking around with two guys just made it look like we were going to have some weird threesome...our waiter at a restaurant looked at the dildo and at us and said, "So, will you be getting anything else tonight?' and I smiled and said, "Oh not at the restaurant, sir." He came back with the check, grinned, and said, "Have an enchanting evening..." We laughed and Solisis' roomie ran in front of the restaurant windows and waved the floppy dildo menacingly at all of the restaurant patrons before running away. God, it is unnecessarily huge...and I love how I got all of the disgusted glares and IT ISN'T EVEN MINE!!!! Fuck it, i'm buying a strap on. I wanna have a thing.
In other news, I was on CL looking at personal ads (silence, you!) and found MY SOULMATE. I read the ad and it said, "Top ten reasons you should date me" and the first one was "I PRETEND TO BE A SUPERHERO" and another was "I CAN'T STOP WATCHING CARTOONS" and the other was "I ACT LIKE I AM FOUR YEARS OLD, BUT KNOW WHEN TO ACT LIKE AN ADULT" and another was "I OPEN DOORS AND PAY FOR DINNER" So I wrote her with 10 reasons of my own and said, "Hey, you're a superhero too? I'm the Bionic Femme! Here's my pic, let me see one of you, hot stuff!" So I expected to get a pic of some 53 year old leather butch daddy and instead got back a pleasant respone along with
A PIC OF AN EYE BURNINGLY HOT WOMAN HOLDING A POSSUM.
I'm in love already.
It's 1:30am and i'm kinda tired, so i'll summarize a bit but basically I spent several hours hangin' with Solisis and his roomie accosting people on Castro with this 5 pound almost 2 foot long black dildo. At one point, Solisis' roomie pushed the dildo off of a balcony and it hit Solisis in the chest, whereby Solisis fell on the ground and pretended to be knocked out by it, lol. I think we scared everybody in the Castro tonight. Surprisingly, when they would carry the dildo nobody would even give them a second glance, but when I carried around the dildo I got all these disgusted looks like, "What the fuck is that little pervert dyke going to do with a dildo that is half the size of her entire body?" The fact that I was walking around with two guys just made it look like we were going to have some weird threesome...our waiter at a restaurant looked at the dildo and at us and said, "So, will you be getting anything else tonight?' and I smiled and said, "Oh not at the restaurant, sir." He came back with the check, grinned, and said, "Have an enchanting evening..." We laughed and Solisis' roomie ran in front of the restaurant windows and waved the floppy dildo menacingly at all of the restaurant patrons before running away. God, it is unnecessarily huge...and I love how I got all of the disgusted glares and IT ISN'T EVEN MINE!!!! Fuck it, i'm buying a strap on. I wanna have a thing.
In other news, I was on CL looking at personal ads (silence, you!) and found MY SOULMATE. I read the ad and it said, "Top ten reasons you should date me" and the first one was "I PRETEND TO BE A SUPERHERO" and another was "I CAN'T STOP WATCHING CARTOONS" and the other was "I ACT LIKE I AM FOUR YEARS OLD, BUT KNOW WHEN TO ACT LIKE AN ADULT" and another was "I OPEN DOORS AND PAY FOR DINNER" So I wrote her with 10 reasons of my own and said, "Hey, you're a superhero too? I'm the Bionic Femme! Here's my pic, let me see one of you, hot stuff!" So I expected to get a pic of some 53 year old leather butch daddy and instead got back a pleasant respone along with
A PIC OF AN EYE BURNINGLY HOT WOMAN HOLDING A POSSUM.
I'm in love already.
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Thank you for the birthday wishes the other day! Yes, taunt me more for my confusion
You have one sexy voice too darling! Wow I need to record mine and put it on my journal or something. Maybe I'll just put up my "scary" song I sent you of me singing awhile ago