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Tuesday Dec 03, 2002

Dec 3, 2002
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BAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

So one chick IM's me in response to my personal ad and says, "Hey, I know you! You're the Bionic Femme! You yelled 'I'm single' at that poetry slam and ran off the stage!"

YESSSSSS!!!!! I am now known in the dyke circles as "The Bionic Femme" and not as my actual name!!! This is excellent!!!

I'm laughing so hard i'm drooling.

Ok, i'm bored, time to go eat some french fries. You thought I was going to say paint chips, didn't you????

Solisis turned me into a female manpire, which means I have to yell the word breasts at odd intervals in a questioning voice inflection.

"I, uh, BREASTS? BREASTS? Buh, uh, NIPPLE TASSLES?? BITCHTITTIES!!!!"
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bionicfemme:
YESSSSS!!! Current personal ad count: several severely old leather butches and rising!!! Whoo whoo!!

Fuck you SF lesbo community! I'm tossing flaming pumpkin heads at you, i'm ICHABOD CRAAAAAAANE

BOOBS! Buh, I uh, BOOTY! Juh-- I uh, BOSOM!
Dec 3, 2002
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Dec 3, 2002

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