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Monday Nov 11, 2002

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Diva school tenet #1:

"So you don't wanna be with me? Fine!!! Go be a monk, or get with some lame girl who's a complete loser. Say hello to your right hand for me!" -Dia

I think...I think things will be alright! Dia has taught me the art of the diva. There is no stopping me now. Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa!

Roar! Roar roar roar roar roar!!!!

It's just like spraying a can of "Charlie Brown B Gone"...but sassier!
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bionicfemme:
Aw dammit! You're a guy!

Come back in your next life as a woman and we'll do business! lol. biggrin
Nov 11, 2002
bionicfemme:
Public service announcement to all the world's couples:

A plague o' both your houses!!!!!!
I've been instructed by grand master Dia at the Shaolin temple, you shall all feel my wrath!

Your girlfriend is mine, punk!

WHA-YAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 11, 2002

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