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Saturday Nov 02, 2002

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Today is my mom's birthday!

"How young are you, mom?" -Me
"103." -My mother

Time to thank the woman who birthed me, thereby giving me the opportunity to write for you beautiful people and provide you a little entertainment.

YES! I have awakened! I only got, like, 5 hours of sleep because I was too excited about my secret missions today.

Cross your fingers that I will beat some serious ass at this columnist interview! I have a feeling I may have more experience than most of my other opponents, but the age limit can go up to 25 so one of them might beat my ass instead.

Ha, and then after that, time to get arrested doing the demo set behind an industrial wherehouse! Yes!!!! **Raises fist and shakes it in glee** Today I charge red capes in Viva Glam IV M.A.C. lipstick.

I want a lemon merangue pie. frown

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
olivia:
WAREHOUSE!!!
Nov 2, 2002
bionicfemme:
Dood...I wrote this at 6 in the morning...of COURSE there would be spelling errors! Hahaha.
Nov 2, 2002

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