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Monday Oct 28, 2002

Oct 28, 2002
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Ok...so I was leavin' Creative Writing class and this cool/cute Bi chick (Liz) that I always chat it up with asked for my number and we exchanged 'em and stuff...she said "I will definitely call you..."

I'm a little excited.

But at the same time, i've been in a freakin' assembly line o' pain the past week, I think I really want at least a couple of weeks to clear my head before doing anything. I don't think i'm ready to put on my Ladies Man funk-o-matic charm until I get a little time to just recover and focus a little.

OMG!!! **Wipes tear from eye** The sweetest thing just happened!!

So I was at this restaurant and this chef lady said the nicest things to me. I just went to go order some food and:
"Child, you's such a pretty girl." -The lady
"Thanks ma'am!" -Me
"Ah mean it. You comes in he-yah all the tahme and you so nice to me when you ohduh yo' food...such a nahce personality and such nahce hair...pretty eyes too" -The Lady
"Ah! Thank youuuuu!!! You've got a WAY better personality to be so nice to me! You've really brightened my day, I needed to hear that." -Me
"Ah just tells it like it is, child. You must've been a beautiful baby. A piece of ahdvice; don't nevuh let no man bring you down. Don't nevuh let no man take advantage uh yuh for yo' beauty." The Lady
**Me laughing on the floor** "I surely WON'T! Have an excellent day, you're the coolest!" -Me

So I ate a bunch and now i'm eatin' a ice cream sandwich to pork myself out. lol.

Truth be told, at the end of the day i'm a brainless press-on nail girl. Nobody (outside SG.com) really compliments me on how I look...it's sort of like i'm invisible or something. It's one of my bionic powers. If anybody tells me anything it's that i'm sweet or a good writer, so sometimes I just need someone to give me a shallow compliment like "Hey nice ass" to feel good.

That lady saved my day. biggrin
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
quijybo:
wow. it's weird that we're both thinking about compliments, and how they are necessary.
it's nice to get shallow compliments, we all want to feel desired and beautiful. there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. i love it when strangers just come out and say things. i get compliments on my hair a lot, and it never ceases to amuse me or make me feel better.
also, i can't believe you don't get complimented more often. i think you are so adorable in your pics! can i buy you a fish sandwich, baby?
work it, girl. go get some... after a period of catharsis, of course.
Oct 28, 2002
desidia:
thats really cool.
its really weird that you don't get any compliments.
anyone who doesnt' give you a shallow compliment must be a terrorist.
Oct 28, 2002

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