Mwa ha ha, sent Tuffy a can of hemp soda and two cans of luncheon meat for his shindig...all is going according to plan!
I'm off to counsel my friend Heather. Her boyfriend of 5,000 years informed her last night that he does not wish to see her because she isn't "perfect enough" for him. Barf. I think the man is an egomaniac and from the way Heather describes him, he doesn't sound perfect himself. He sounds very self-centered.
Nobody's perfect, you know? Not even B-Femme.
But I do try.
I'm off to counsel my friend Heather. Her boyfriend of 5,000 years informed her last night that he does not wish to see her because she isn't "perfect enough" for him. Barf. I think the man is an egomaniac and from the way Heather describes him, he doesn't sound perfect himself. He sounds very self-centered.
Nobody's perfect, you know? Not even B-Femme.

But I do try.

Tell Heather that she is better off without him. If he is going to yank the rug out from under her like this, then she is better off elsewhere. 5,000 years is long enough to waste.
Who wants perfect anyway? Us human creatures are better with a few little flaws. Sounds like boyfriend has a big flaw though. I'll bet his line is hiding another reason.
Blah.