I want a baby. A bionic baby. With soft, fluffy hair.
Not right now, though.
When my mom was pregnant with me, she was scared i'd turn out to have my dad's blonde hair and blue eyes and nobody would believe she was my mom, they'd think she was my Asian nanny.
I don't look like either of them at all. But I have 100% of my mom's personality.
"Hey, i'm fat, but i'm really hot. I'm the hottest fat lady alive. There's a lot of women out there who are uglier than me and man, I'm not one of them" -My mom
She's the cutest little lady and she cracks me up everytime I see her. Sometimes the only reason I wish I wasn't gay is because she tells me she's still "grieving" over it. "Mom, i'm not dead!" I have to tell her over and over again. "I know, I know. It's just that...when you have a kid, you want it to turn out healthy and normal, you want to go to it's wedding." "But mom, i'm still going to have a wedding, just with another girl!" "Well...I know, but..."
Ach. Don't even get me started on my dad, the same man who I saw get arrested for picking up a prostitute on the TV news when I was 14. How could I tell him i'm gay? "Guess what dad, I like girls too, just not hookers." "Guess what dad, I like girls too, only I like to be nice to them and make them happy, I don't hit them and tell them they're ugly/stupid the way you do." "Hey dad, every time I take a girl out on a date I feel like i'm the man you never were."
Hah. Silly things, parents. But I am proud of my mom, to raise me to fight and dance and laugh hysterically at things. She says she wants to go to a group for parents of gay people so she can learn about how to accept things better, and I am so proud that she is taking that step when many parents would just freak out and have nothing to do with you.
I think if I had a kid I would cuddle the crap out of it and tell it it's the most beautiful and well mannered kid in the world every day. It would get spoiled on love and I hope it would think i'm a cool mom, even if it's going to have two moms. Especially since I don't see myself marrying a butch, I guess that would be really weird to have a couple of feminine moms. Oh well. Twice the maternal coddling.
Not right now, though.
When my mom was pregnant with me, she was scared i'd turn out to have my dad's blonde hair and blue eyes and nobody would believe she was my mom, they'd think she was my Asian nanny.
I don't look like either of them at all. But I have 100% of my mom's personality.
"Hey, i'm fat, but i'm really hot. I'm the hottest fat lady alive. There's a lot of women out there who are uglier than me and man, I'm not one of them" -My mom
She's the cutest little lady and she cracks me up everytime I see her. Sometimes the only reason I wish I wasn't gay is because she tells me she's still "grieving" over it. "Mom, i'm not dead!" I have to tell her over and over again. "I know, I know. It's just that...when you have a kid, you want it to turn out healthy and normal, you want to go to it's wedding." "But mom, i'm still going to have a wedding, just with another girl!" "Well...I know, but..."
Ach. Don't even get me started on my dad, the same man who I saw get arrested for picking up a prostitute on the TV news when I was 14. How could I tell him i'm gay? "Guess what dad, I like girls too, just not hookers." "Guess what dad, I like girls too, only I like to be nice to them and make them happy, I don't hit them and tell them they're ugly/stupid the way you do." "Hey dad, every time I take a girl out on a date I feel like i'm the man you never were."
Hah. Silly things, parents. But I am proud of my mom, to raise me to fight and dance and laugh hysterically at things. She says she wants to go to a group for parents of gay people so she can learn about how to accept things better, and I am so proud that she is taking that step when many parents would just freak out and have nothing to do with you.
I think if I had a kid I would cuddle the crap out of it and tell it it's the most beautiful and well mannered kid in the world every day. It would get spoiled on love and I hope it would think i'm a cool mom, even if it's going to have two moms. Especially since I don't see myself marrying a butch, I guess that would be really weird to have a couple of feminine moms. Oh well. Twice the maternal coddling.
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catculus:
mummies are good!
ver0nika23:
moms rock
