"I am NOT yo bitch! I am a 45 year old man who likes it up the rectum!!! Yo bitch is at home with yo kids!" -Quote from some sex and sexualities class video that my friend Gabby keeps yelling at me
LOL that story was pretty funny, febo. Once I was at a store and the chick in front of me had like 45 cans of pudding and 20 packs of dental floss...I didn't want to ask questions.
I had an odd dream last night. I had a dream that I had a baby with a certain girl (biologically impossible) and I loved it very much. I wanted to keep it, but I ended up giving it away. I said, "I love it, but it gets in the way of my writing." and just put it up for adoption. Then I went back in time to my childhood and tried to look at places I used to go but they were all cut up, it was a collage of different colors and everybody was a stranger.
Then I woke up. I have no idea what it means. I thought I was such a heartless bitch in the dream, giving the baby away. I wonder if I could do such a thing in real life if it ever happened. I love kids and am very maternal, but at the same time I feel my whole purpose in life is to write. Even if I end up getting a job writing instructional manuals on how to insert tampons for the rest of my life, I would be happy.
Not that I could even write such a manual, i've never used a tampon in my entire life, lol. I feel like a 7th grader. All girls my age use tampons, but they scare the shit out of me and I feel like if mother nature wants a certain waste to come out of you, you probably shouldn't try to keep it inside. It's not natural. Maybe that's just hippie philosophy. I dunno. lol. People say losing your virginity to a girl shouldn't hurt and all I can say is fuck that shit. It does. I had to fake orgasms for the entire first month and a half I started having sex, and i'm not a very good actress. It was lame.
I have a secret and it makes me giggle like a little Christmas elf.
LOL that story was pretty funny, febo. Once I was at a store and the chick in front of me had like 45 cans of pudding and 20 packs of dental floss...I didn't want to ask questions.
I had an odd dream last night. I had a dream that I had a baby with a certain girl (biologically impossible) and I loved it very much. I wanted to keep it, but I ended up giving it away. I said, "I love it, but it gets in the way of my writing." and just put it up for adoption. Then I went back in time to my childhood and tried to look at places I used to go but they were all cut up, it was a collage of different colors and everybody was a stranger.
Then I woke up. I have no idea what it means. I thought I was such a heartless bitch in the dream, giving the baby away. I wonder if I could do such a thing in real life if it ever happened. I love kids and am very maternal, but at the same time I feel my whole purpose in life is to write. Even if I end up getting a job writing instructional manuals on how to insert tampons for the rest of my life, I would be happy.
Not that I could even write such a manual, i've never used a tampon in my entire life, lol. I feel like a 7th grader. All girls my age use tampons, but they scare the shit out of me and I feel like if mother nature wants a certain waste to come out of you, you probably shouldn't try to keep it inside. It's not natural. Maybe that's just hippie philosophy. I dunno. lol. People say losing your virginity to a girl shouldn't hurt and all I can say is fuck that shit. It does. I had to fake orgasms for the entire first month and a half I started having sex, and i'm not a very good actress. It was lame.
I have a secret and it makes me giggle like a little Christmas elf.
indie:
bitch whacha talkin abut.... you ain't my man!
