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Yow. Tired. Have only gotten 3-4 hours of sleep in the past night due to studying. I am nervous about the fact I flunked my Spanish test and am praying to God that I will not burn in academic hell for it.

Share a story with me. Pretty please?

Lately I can't stop smiling.
febo:
quick story:

i live in the city, ok? today while at the grocery store i saw a man sizing up a saddle for purchase. at the grocery store! amazing. i wanted to ask him why the carnival grocery and not maybe, you know, a livery or something; but like you yourself admit, i too am flunking spanish. oh well, on the walk home i just convinced myself that he had a really giant broom w/ a pony head made of cloth and yarn somewhere.

hi ho silver,
-/

Oct 2, 2002

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