Patriarchal Sweepstakes
Blessed are the pretty girls
and their genetic lottery tickets.
Ya played and ya won, honey.
Ya played and ya won.
You've won:
a lifetime supply of acceptance
your own houseboat on the mainstream
certification that you'll always be taken and
first pick of who plays on your team.
If you lose, it includes:
rejection, classification
discrimination and lack
of an explanation.
Sorry, you are not a winner.
Please try again.
Where the FUCK is everybody? Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
Blessed are the pretty girls
and their genetic lottery tickets.
Ya played and ya won, honey.
Ya played and ya won.
You've won:
a lifetime supply of acceptance
your own houseboat on the mainstream
certification that you'll always be taken and
first pick of who plays on your team.
If you lose, it includes:
rejection, classification
discrimination and lack
of an explanation.
Sorry, you are not a winner.
Please try again.
Where the FUCK is everybody? Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?