Ok, will someone please tell me why the FUCK I always get in trouble for noise violations when every year I end up moving next to the noisiest people alive?
It's 3am. Trying to sleep. Have been awake since 7am yesterday. As soon as I fell asleep, this drunk ass ho next door comes home with like 12,000 of her friends and they're, like, THROWING EACH OTHER AGAINST THE WALL! So I scream, I punch the wall, I try to cover my head with a pillow, and after hearing them mock me on the other side of the wall, I finally get up and go over to her door.
"Hey, can you keep it down, please?"
"Um, yeah." She says. Then she slams the fucking door in my face. Bitch.
So then they continue to throw each other against the wall and laugh at that mean old codger next door (me) so finally I do what I always do when I get pissed off at being woken up by noisy people; I turn my stereo up to 10 and blast angry music (in this case, System of a Down.)
Ok, then they shut up and shove this note under my door saying "Turn your volume down" so you know what the fuck I did? I picked up the note, crumpled it up, then when the chick opened her door to see what was going on, I shredded it to pieces with my hands in front of her and threw it in front of her door so she had to clean it up and walked away.
Hmm. Problem solved. Everything is quiet. Better not try to get me in trouble for a noise violation. I'll eat her for breakfast, and not in a good way.
Mad have I gone now
Absent is sleep for the bitch
Queen; I want (need) sex.
Future tense:
"So, um, we had some complaints about you playing loud metal last night" -Some person in charge of something
"Oh. Sorry. I thought I had to do SOMETHING to mask the noise of my vibrator." - Me answering door in underwear
Ok, it's a plan, i'll do it if confronted. Cheerio old chap.
It's 3am. Trying to sleep. Have been awake since 7am yesterday. As soon as I fell asleep, this drunk ass ho next door comes home with like 12,000 of her friends and they're, like, THROWING EACH OTHER AGAINST THE WALL! So I scream, I punch the wall, I try to cover my head with a pillow, and after hearing them mock me on the other side of the wall, I finally get up and go over to her door.
"Hey, can you keep it down, please?"
"Um, yeah." She says. Then she slams the fucking door in my face. Bitch.
So then they continue to throw each other against the wall and laugh at that mean old codger next door (me) so finally I do what I always do when I get pissed off at being woken up by noisy people; I turn my stereo up to 10 and blast angry music (in this case, System of a Down.)
Ok, then they shut up and shove this note under my door saying "Turn your volume down" so you know what the fuck I did? I picked up the note, crumpled it up, then when the chick opened her door to see what was going on, I shredded it to pieces with my hands in front of her and threw it in front of her door so she had to clean it up and walked away.
Hmm. Problem solved. Everything is quiet. Better not try to get me in trouble for a noise violation. I'll eat her for breakfast, and not in a good way.
Mad have I gone now
Absent is sleep for the bitch
Queen; I want (need) sex.
Future tense:
"So, um, we had some complaints about you playing loud metal last night" -Some person in charge of something
"Oh. Sorry. I thought I had to do SOMETHING to mask the noise of my vibrator." - Me answering door in underwear
Ok, it's a plan, i'll do it if confronted. Cheerio old chap.
mike11:
good going, I do not think that you could a better job than what you did.