"Wearing glasses may cause you to get laid!" -Dia
I'm wearin' em. Ew! LOL. Actually you know what's weird? The glasses are having the REVERSE effect of what I predicted! My hypthesis was that people would be turned off by the dorkiness of them, but instead they seem to be working as an aphrodisiac! Dia was right!
I dunno, girls have been checking me out, and this guy was hitting on me even though I was cramming this tuna sandwich into my mouth in a ravenous hunger and had food all over my face! Not sexy! But apparently the glasses made it seem that way. Hmm. Do they make me look like a stud? I'm trying to decide whether or not I should wear them to the big feminist poetry/performance art event on Saturday. Gotta impress the ladies. Yup.
I was laughing so hard because when I got them last night, I was cracking up at the dorkiness of them, right? Then I go to my mailbox and open the envelope inside. I scream, "YES!!! My season tickets to the SF symphony have arrived!" yet another act of rampant dorkery. Haha.
Thank you for all of your kind words! I'm going to visit my lil' sis tonight and I bet she'll be OK. I was thinking of going to Build-A-Bear and making her a teddy bear dressed up as a nurse for her to hug. Does that sound cool?
I'm wearin' em. Ew! LOL. Actually you know what's weird? The glasses are having the REVERSE effect of what I predicted! My hypthesis was that people would be turned off by the dorkiness of them, but instead they seem to be working as an aphrodisiac! Dia was right!
I dunno, girls have been checking me out, and this guy was hitting on me even though I was cramming this tuna sandwich into my mouth in a ravenous hunger and had food all over my face! Not sexy! But apparently the glasses made it seem that way. Hmm. Do they make me look like a stud? I'm trying to decide whether or not I should wear them to the big feminist poetry/performance art event on Saturday. Gotta impress the ladies. Yup.
I was laughing so hard because when I got them last night, I was cracking up at the dorkiness of them, right? Then I go to my mailbox and open the envelope inside. I scream, "YES!!! My season tickets to the SF symphony have arrived!" yet another act of rampant dorkery. Haha.
Thank you for all of your kind words! I'm going to visit my lil' sis tonight and I bet she'll be OK. I was thinking of going to Build-A-Bear and making her a teddy bear dressed up as a nurse for her to hug. Does that sound cool?
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I hope your sister is alright, despite my lack of faith in the medical profession. Ask me about that later. But I shall keep my fingers crossed on your behalf.
Glasses haven't gotten me laid... technically. I think women DO find me (or them) attractive, but either they think I'm gay or they're not sure how to approach me, as I'm rather anti-social and not too approachable. By choice half the damn time.
But I agree wholeheartedly with you and Dia, only because I'm a four eyed bat who wants to think he's sexy, or something.