Yoyo. Today was an odd day filled with drama.
Tanya (my best friend) finally got the police to go after Bobby, her psychotic baby dady. A couple weeks ago, he forced himself into her house and hit her and her mom, and by the time she called the cops he'd already set off running. Also, before the cops came, she choked herself and left bruises on her neck and said Bobby did it. Ha. THIS is why she's my best friend. Anyway, the police finally caught him today and he'll be in jail for at least a month. I'm so happy. I hope he's somebody's bitch. Actually, that isn't a very nice thing to say, but he isn't a very nice man either, so oh well. I'm so happy for Tanya. We've both agreed that if either she became gay or I grew a penis all of our problems would be solved. Personally, I think it's easier for her to be gay, I mean, me grow a penis? C'mon, meet me halfway here. lol.
Stacey called me up and something horrible happened to her last night. I'm not at liberty to talk about it, but it drives me nuts and I worry about her. Let's just say it's life threatening. She's a sweet girl, but at times I do think she's reckless and gets herself into bad situations that could be avoided.
!!!??? Out of the 37 people Stacey's kissed, she's says i'm in the top 3! Yaaaaaay!!!! HUZZAH!!!!!! Sorry, she just called me up and told me that, I had to rejoice.
My eye hurt and was red so I went to the emergency room, which was totally unnecessary, but my mom insisted. I felt so stupid, like i'm sure there's people with their arms falling out of their sockets and i'm like "Uh...dude. My eye hurts. Help me." The doctor couldn't stop laughing at me, I don't know why. Maybe 'cause I was wearing my leopardskin headrag and that's the equivalent of coming into the ER in a wheelchair with flames painted on the sides? I dunno. Anyway, it's a minor eye infection. Bad news is I can't wear my ultra-cool contacts for a week and I have to go get glasses. This sucks. I'm going to look like the dork I try to hide within!
"Honey, if you were a breakfast cereal, you'd be called 'Crack-O's'" -My mother
This is why I love the woman so.
Fairy godmother in the women's room
You're too lovely to enjoy, far too lovely
So tell them i'm not coming,
I left my ballet shoes under the piano.
Things will be ok and my ass looked GREAT in those pants, liar!
The drag queen told me so.
I'm on to better things
Because hookers don't like to snuggle.
Tanya (my best friend) finally got the police to go after Bobby, her psychotic baby dady. A couple weeks ago, he forced himself into her house and hit her and her mom, and by the time she called the cops he'd already set off running. Also, before the cops came, she choked herself and left bruises on her neck and said Bobby did it. Ha. THIS is why she's my best friend. Anyway, the police finally caught him today and he'll be in jail for at least a month. I'm so happy. I hope he's somebody's bitch. Actually, that isn't a very nice thing to say, but he isn't a very nice man either, so oh well. I'm so happy for Tanya. We've both agreed that if either she became gay or I grew a penis all of our problems would be solved. Personally, I think it's easier for her to be gay, I mean, me grow a penis? C'mon, meet me halfway here. lol.
Stacey called me up and something horrible happened to her last night. I'm not at liberty to talk about it, but it drives me nuts and I worry about her. Let's just say it's life threatening. She's a sweet girl, but at times I do think she's reckless and gets herself into bad situations that could be avoided.
!!!??? Out of the 37 people Stacey's kissed, she's says i'm in the top 3! Yaaaaaay!!!! HUZZAH!!!!!! Sorry, she just called me up and told me that, I had to rejoice.
My eye hurt and was red so I went to the emergency room, which was totally unnecessary, but my mom insisted. I felt so stupid, like i'm sure there's people with their arms falling out of their sockets and i'm like "Uh...dude. My eye hurts. Help me." The doctor couldn't stop laughing at me, I don't know why. Maybe 'cause I was wearing my leopardskin headrag and that's the equivalent of coming into the ER in a wheelchair with flames painted on the sides? I dunno. Anyway, it's a minor eye infection. Bad news is I can't wear my ultra-cool contacts for a week and I have to go get glasses. This sucks. I'm going to look like the dork I try to hide within!
"Honey, if you were a breakfast cereal, you'd be called 'Crack-O's'" -My mother
This is why I love the woman so.
Fairy godmother in the women's room
You're too lovely to enjoy, far too lovely
So tell them i'm not coming,
I left my ballet shoes under the piano.
Things will be ok and my ass looked GREAT in those pants, liar!
The drag queen told me so.
I'm on to better things
Because hookers don't like to snuggle.
mike11:
I want a picture of you with glass' !
lola:
Yes yes yes we should totally hang out! The only problem is Thursdays are super busy for me and I'm in school till 9:30...and usually exhausted when I get home. Friday night would be better! What would you want to do?