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Thursday Sep 19, 2002

Sep 19, 2002
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Why am I sick??? Everybody is out clubbing and having a grand old time tonight. I'm trying to fake a fun club experience by blasting the dance station and occasionally bobbing my head, as that's all the strength I have to do.

God has been kind to me today; I went to Spanish and I guess the whole copy machine system at school was down today, so no test!!! Yaaay! I was so happy that when we were dismissed I ran out to the sidewalk, fell on one knee and did an Ave Maria when my friend Maria found me and started cracking up.

We had club fair day today and I had to help with the LGBT booth. At first, we were having a horrible turnout; it must have been the hottest day in SF's history today, and we had nothing to give people but a bunch of lollipops. Lot of good that does. Then I remembered that they sell rainbow colored popsicles in the cafeteria...I thought "Hmm...it's cold and it's sexy to suck on them...i've a plan!" and I dashed into the cafeteria and bought all of the rainbow pops out of the cooler. It was like 20 bucks or something but oh well.

I came back and we handed them out to people; we got SO many new people interested in the club! I actually didn't hand them out, I just manned the table and sucked on my popsicle, trying to be seductive enough to win us new members. I got a couple, but I think Stacey won more over than I did! Haha.

My hot Mexican bi friend Gabby popped by and I don't know why, but I flirted shamelessly with her, I was like all sitting on her lap and she was cuddling me and stuff. I felt bad because I think I made Stacey slightly jealous...I dunno. She lost her chance. If she really liked me, she should have treated me with some respect. Maybe we could try things out again if she matures, but that will take time.

Speaking of which, I have to share the FUNNIEST convo with you guys...i'm happy I decided to keep her just as a friend, she looks like she might be as slow as N. Observe:

"I'm so good at solitaire. I'm the best." -Stacey
"Wow, that's cool. Maybe you should go to a solitaire tournament. I bet you'd win." -Me
"Yeah!!! I should go! I could fucking kick everyone's ASS!!!" -Stacey, getting excited.
**Laughing hysterically** -Me
"Why are you laughing at me?" -Stacey
"Uh...Stacey...how in the HELL could you have a solitaire tournament? Ahhhhahahahaha!" -Me
"...Shut up!" -Stacey

LOL!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
volkov:
just hoping you got over being sick soon. You are waaaay to cool to be laid low by something as tiny and insignificant as a bacteria!
Sep 20, 2002
prudence:
wow, that's SO lucky about getting out of the spanish test!

you know, in your new pic you look like you're headbutting us! just like the aries that you are! it's perfect.
Sep 20, 2002

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