**Cough cough cough**
Baby still sick. I need a nurse.
All I have is a hamster.
YESSSS! I just got word on the street about a cool resource online that has helped me find where all of the dyke poetry readings/performance art/classes will be! I'm so excited....I know it sounds stupid, but now that i'm getting over the whole Stacey thing, I would really like to focus in on the arts. One thing I have noticed in my writing is that I have a big lack of inspiration. I think I would like to get away from dating/women/clubs and maybe catch some concerts at the SF Symphony. I will probably be looked at oddly because I have spikey cockatoo hair but oh well.
I KNEW there was a secret cult of hot, lesbian poets in the city! Now I know where to find them! Mwa ha ha. Actually, I don't want to go to these events for booty, but for sisterhood and community. I'd like to meet other lesbian English majors that I can talk with about Ann Bannon or Michelle Tea. As it is, most of my friends are straight and the lesbian ones are alcoholics that aren't interested in art.
Ha, I even found a listing for a class on "Dyke girl hunting 101: where to find the girl of your dreams" and this is just really funny. I'm going to have to take it, because it would crack me up, just like when I took the class on how to talk dirty (which has failed me so far). I even found another erotica class called "Porn writing!" I'm actually quite bad at erotica, in case you didn't know. I took an erotica writing workshop this summer and everybody was like "As I shoved the silicone dildo up her ass..." and I was like "I...uh...stroked her hair and gave her a kiss on the cheek." Everybody laughed at me, and hell, I thought it was pretty funny. Besides, i'd rather do those sexy things I think, not write them.
YES!!! Life is grand! **Spins around singing "These are a few of my favorite things" from the Sound of Music**
Baby still sick. I need a nurse.

YESSSS! I just got word on the street about a cool resource online that has helped me find where all of the dyke poetry readings/performance art/classes will be! I'm so excited....I know it sounds stupid, but now that i'm getting over the whole Stacey thing, I would really like to focus in on the arts. One thing I have noticed in my writing is that I have a big lack of inspiration. I think I would like to get away from dating/women/clubs and maybe catch some concerts at the SF Symphony. I will probably be looked at oddly because I have spikey cockatoo hair but oh well.
I KNEW there was a secret cult of hot, lesbian poets in the city! Now I know where to find them! Mwa ha ha. Actually, I don't want to go to these events for booty, but for sisterhood and community. I'd like to meet other lesbian English majors that I can talk with about Ann Bannon or Michelle Tea. As it is, most of my friends are straight and the lesbian ones are alcoholics that aren't interested in art.
Ha, I even found a listing for a class on "Dyke girl hunting 101: where to find the girl of your dreams" and this is just really funny. I'm going to have to take it, because it would crack me up, just like when I took the class on how to talk dirty (which has failed me so far). I even found another erotica class called "Porn writing!" I'm actually quite bad at erotica, in case you didn't know. I took an erotica writing workshop this summer and everybody was like "As I shoved the silicone dildo up her ass..." and I was like "I...uh...stroked her hair and gave her a kiss on the cheek." Everybody laughed at me, and hell, I thought it was pretty funny. Besides, i'd rather do those sexy things I think, not write them.

YES!!! Life is grand! **Spins around singing "These are a few of my favorite things" from the Sound of Music**
you're really hot. *blush*