Dude, I am such a liar. Like I could be straight. Had me a plate of woman tonight and washed it down with some liquor. Word.
Yeah, so I went back to Francisco's house, and Stacey proceeded to call me FOUR times. Wow, that's a lot for somebody who says i'm the one who's attatched to her. I was angry at what she told Francisco, so I just didn't answer the phone. I drank a bunch of strawberry liquor and who knows why. Got really buzzed.
Then I finally answered the phone on the fourth time she called and told her I was at Francisco's. She came over when I was buzzed and mocked me for something, I inadvertantly said "Oh shut the fuck up" because liquor makes me a rude man. Then what happens? She starts groping me. This just proves my theory that women like to be treated like crap sometimes.
So then we go back to her place and hardcore make out for 2 1/2 hours. Yum. I realized the only good thing about N was that she taught me lots of tricks to do with my tongue. Stacey was astounded. Yee haw. No, don't worry, I didn't have sex with her. She tried to get in my pants like 9 times and I stopped her, claiming that my belt was really an ancient Chinese mechanism dedicated to keeping her out of there.
I haven't gotten any in four months, so right now my body is singing my praises. Oh yeah. I had so much fun teasing the shit out of her. Like she kissed the back of my hand, right? (What is this, an R&B video?) I laughed, grabbed her hand, put her middle finger in my mouth and sucked it until her eyes popped out of her head and she cursed the fates. Mwa ah aaaah. That was sheer, pure evil, and it felt so damn good.
Mmm, the liquor and the wee hours are taking their toll, I think I need to go to bed. What the fuck was I thinking, saying I was going to force myself to be straight? That was really stupid. Night night kiddies, i'm tired.
Yeah, so I went back to Francisco's house, and Stacey proceeded to call me FOUR times. Wow, that's a lot for somebody who says i'm the one who's attatched to her. I was angry at what she told Francisco, so I just didn't answer the phone. I drank a bunch of strawberry liquor and who knows why. Got really buzzed.
Then I finally answered the phone on the fourth time she called and told her I was at Francisco's. She came over when I was buzzed and mocked me for something, I inadvertantly said "Oh shut the fuck up" because liquor makes me a rude man. Then what happens? She starts groping me. This just proves my theory that women like to be treated like crap sometimes.
So then we go back to her place and hardcore make out for 2 1/2 hours. Yum. I realized the only good thing about N was that she taught me lots of tricks to do with my tongue. Stacey was astounded. Yee haw. No, don't worry, I didn't have sex with her. She tried to get in my pants like 9 times and I stopped her, claiming that my belt was really an ancient Chinese mechanism dedicated to keeping her out of there.
I haven't gotten any in four months, so right now my body is singing my praises. Oh yeah. I had so much fun teasing the shit out of her. Like she kissed the back of my hand, right? (What is this, an R&B video?) I laughed, grabbed her hand, put her middle finger in my mouth and sucked it until her eyes popped out of her head and she cursed the fates. Mwa ah aaaah. That was sheer, pure evil, and it felt so damn good.
Mmm, the liquor and the wee hours are taking their toll, I think I need to go to bed. What the fuck was I thinking, saying I was going to force myself to be straight? That was really stupid. Night night kiddies, i'm tired.
Dude! I told you you rocked...sheesh...and you doubted? for shame!
way to go! make her work for it too.
yeah right you be straight. "sssshhyeah! and monkeys might fly out of your butt!"
*high5's*
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