So basically I got kicked out of nonuglylesbians.com. 
This stupid girl made a flash animation of a dog kicking a piece of crap at me and it said "Rejected" so I wrote:
Oh no! You've mocked my tally and added a "crappy" animation of a dog taking a shit!
Oh fie! Now nobody will ever ask me to the big gay prom! Is Celene Dion right? WILL my heart go on?
Buck up, honey. I don't really think you look like that much of a prize either. Frankly, your "i'm trying sososoSO hard to be punk/raver" look belongs on a porn website for affecionados of 16 year old hipster musical scenes. (Raverporn) You know. For people to jack off to, not appreciate.
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Then I was booted. But before my posting access was denied she wrote this huge thing about me walking off with my tail between my legs and how if she would have voted yes on me, I would have been kissing her ass. So I pursued her in her journal and wrote:
Actually, I wouldn't be kissing your ass; you're really the only girl on nonuglylesbians I considered unattractive, both in your face and your spirit.
Now go, be the pornographic fodder for some 30 year old married pedophile who dreams of fucking a 16 year old raver to Paul Oakenfold.
Ready...Steady...GO!
Ohohoho this is too much. I'm so glad I got booted from their bitchy community. Nothin' like throwing a grenade or two in there first.
I tell you, I am raw and demonic...this is why I should in fact not be loved-- because when I hate you I go below the belt. With a coathanger.
This stupid girl made a flash animation of a dog kicking a piece of crap at me and it said "Rejected" so I wrote:
Oh no! You've mocked my tally and added a "crappy" animation of a dog taking a shit!
Oh fie! Now nobody will ever ask me to the big gay prom! Is Celene Dion right? WILL my heart go on?
Buck up, honey. I don't really think you look like that much of a prize either. Frankly, your "i'm trying sososoSO hard to be punk/raver" look belongs on a porn website for affecionados of 16 year old hipster musical scenes. (Raverporn) You know. For people to jack off to, not appreciate.
__________
Then I was booted. But before my posting access was denied she wrote this huge thing about me walking off with my tail between my legs and how if she would have voted yes on me, I would have been kissing her ass. So I pursued her in her journal and wrote:
Actually, I wouldn't be kissing your ass; you're really the only girl on nonuglylesbians I considered unattractive, both in your face and your spirit.
Now go, be the pornographic fodder for some 30 year old married pedophile who dreams of fucking a 16 year old raver to Paul Oakenfold.
Ready...Steady...GO!
Ohohoho this is too much. I'm so glad I got booted from their bitchy community. Nothin' like throwing a grenade or two in there first.
I tell you, I am raw and demonic...this is why I should in fact not be loved-- because when I hate you I go below the belt. With a coathanger.
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Ouch. coathanger.
Remind me to ALWASY stay on your good side.