bionicfemme

So Katmax and her girlfriend Sara invited me to go clubbing with them tonight...but Sara told me to dress like a man. She says it is quite possibly might be the only way to attract sane women.

Well...if looking like a man is what it takes...

DAMMIT! WHERE'D I PUT MY OLD SPICE???

Ya can't see it but i'm wearing a tie. I'm drag kinging it.

I'll write you all back after i'm done pretending to be a BionicBUTCH for the night.

Being a butch is hard. I have to resist the urge to put on my perfume and lipstick, even my contacts, opting for the Drew Carey boi look.

I LOVE SARA AND KAT!!!!