My friend Jana took me to a country-western lesbian bar last night, it was hilarious. The entire place is decorated like an old saloon and it's totally random. Country music played on the jukebox and we shot pool. I ordered an apple martini and the bartender laughed at me and called me a fag, it was hilarious. She said, "What are you doing in this town, femme? This is a butch town...you need to get to L.A. if that's where you want to find another femme girl."
Eh. One year and then i'm out. Things have been looking up though. I hung out with the member "katmax" at the Haight street fair for the second time and she has AWESOME lesbian friends. They are all cute and nice and funny, plus they are older and I think the world of them. I feel totally comfortable around them, and it is good to talk to someone else about femme/lesbian identity. Maybe i've finally found a group to be with!
Tomorrow i'm going on a date with THIS FOXY LADY! She's half Chinese and half French...VERY pretty. We've talked on the phone; she seems relatively sane and plays RPG's! In her words, "I am a recovering RPG addict...i'm trying to live my ACTUAL life now." She seems like a nice person. I am excited.
Solisis and I once talked about how to fuck up a date if another girl I go out with turns out to be weird or bitchy, a la tourettes syndrome girl. Solisis says I should bring a fat two foot long dildo and when the girl acts bitchy, just smack it down in the middle of the table and stare off vacantly into space. I was thinking at work that I could fuck up a date by wearing a long black cape and doing my makeup all gothy, and then if the girl turns out to be a bitch just start weeping openly and glide out of the cafe, flapping my cape.
Wow. I almost WANT to go on a bad date again. I wish I would have done that to Audrey!
OMG. Look at this porn site: 8th street Latinas?
That is some FUCKED UP SHIT. I've heard of rape fantasies, but TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS?
Eh. One year and then i'm out. Things have been looking up though. I hung out with the member "katmax" at the Haight street fair for the second time and she has AWESOME lesbian friends. They are all cute and nice and funny, plus they are older and I think the world of them. I feel totally comfortable around them, and it is good to talk to someone else about femme/lesbian identity. Maybe i've finally found a group to be with!
Tomorrow i'm going on a date with THIS FOXY LADY! She's half Chinese and half French...VERY pretty. We've talked on the phone; she seems relatively sane and plays RPG's! In her words, "I am a recovering RPG addict...i'm trying to live my ACTUAL life now." She seems like a nice person. I am excited.
Solisis and I once talked about how to fuck up a date if another girl I go out with turns out to be weird or bitchy, a la tourettes syndrome girl. Solisis says I should bring a fat two foot long dildo and when the girl acts bitchy, just smack it down in the middle of the table and stare off vacantly into space. I was thinking at work that I could fuck up a date by wearing a long black cape and doing my makeup all gothy, and then if the girl turns out to be a bitch just start weeping openly and glide out of the cafe, flapping my cape.
Wow. I almost WANT to go on a bad date again. I wish I would have done that to Audrey!
OMG. Look at this porn site: 8th street Latinas?
That is some FUCKED UP SHIT. I've heard of rape fantasies, but TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS?
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umbilical cord. That's funny. A friend who teaches comparative religion and his wife kept the umbilical cord of their son because they thought it might come in handy during his teenage years.