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Saturday Jun 07, 2003

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On an interesting note, I consulted an astrologer today and he told me that I would find the love of my life in the dairy section of a supermarket... surreal In his words, "Reach for the yogurt, honey, and you will find something else that is sweet and creamy."

He also told me that according to the planets rising in my sign, I am a "tigress" that is headstrong, stubborn, very kinky, romantic, and passionate about love, (apparently there's a lot of Venus in a bunch of shit, don't ask me what) and that I will be married FOUR TIMES. eeek lol. Well, he said they will all be to tall foreign femme model vamps frequenting "concerts, art museums, and other places of beauty." Wow, can't argue with that. Sounds like a fuckin' awesome future!

He said that very soon, within June 15-20th one of my planets will do some weird flippy reversy thing that only happens once every 124 years and that something crazy and good will happen that will change my entire life.

I'm excited...what could he possibly mean? confused
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lighthammer:
So love is in the stars for you, huh? Lucky little thing smile

You deserve happiness in your life. As Magneto would say "You are a God among insects. Dont let anyone ever tell you differently"
Jun 8, 2003
onefoolishline:
i'm sweet and creamy. puke biggrin

Jun 8, 2003

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