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Sunday Jun 01, 2003

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Ahh, the gay man music attack worked like a charm, it is so quiet around here now that you could hear a pin drop.

I wasn't supposed to drink for a while, but i'm drunk on wine and highly amorous, as is the case every time I drink the nectar o' the gods. Or is it the fermented froth of the devil? Oh God sooooo horrrrrrnyyyyyyyyy....

So yeah, basically, if you're a hot woman, can you like, come over to my house right now and crawl on top of me? Thanks.

Aaah that probably won't happen spur of the moment. I'm abouts to blast some R and B and "make love" to myself for 2 hours. Was about to write some erotica but decided to test drive fantasies in my head first.

Vroooom-Vroooom.
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Vrrroooom. Vrrooooooom. Errrrrrrrrg errrrrrrg errrrrrrrrrg- Squeeeeeeeeeeeel-smash!

Weeee-ooooo weee-oooo.

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that was great smile
Jun 2, 2003

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