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Sunday Jun 01, 2003

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YES! SUCCESS!!!

So these rappers moved in next to me a few days ago and every day I tell them at least three times to turn their shit down, and they don't.

So I went to Amoeba and bought a CD that has ALL of the songs they play at the gay man clubs here (and play on the dance station.) I woke up this morning, turned on my stereo+subwoofers ALL the way up and blared Song #2, "I turn to you" by Melanie C. (Click it, please! This song is really funny to me for some reason)

Bionicfemme: Did you click on the song?
Demigauge: Yes, and I do not like it.


Mwahahahahahaha!!!! Thank God I have already gone partially deaf by going to all those clubs every night. My entire room is shaking with Melanie C's voice and I feel nothing but THE POWER OF DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!!!!! I alone own the world's most extensive collection of angry and/or obnoxiously hilarious music

Glitter break! *Dispersing glitter and fake eyelashes*

They have turned off their rap. I think they are afraid.

I will continue to blare gay man dance troupe music for the next two hours. biggrin

Edit: OOOH! I just put on "It's rainin' men."
VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
onefoolishline:
ohhhhhh bfemme stop lookin' at me like that, you're gonna turn me gay...
"you made me gay, girl"
kiss
Jun 1, 2003
lighthammer:
I bow before your supreme coolness smile

Might I suggest some Aqua? Dont get much more obnoxious than that......

Oh, and just for the record, I happen to like Melanie C

By the way..it wonderful to see you laughing again. You lovely thing you smile
Jun 1, 2003

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