bionicfemme

Still live and kickin'...sorry I lagged on my journal responses, i've been bogged down with homework like a muthafucka. On a good note, I wrote a GREAT short story for my creative writing class. I was up until 3am writing it because I was getting really into it, and I haven't done that with a story in a long time. When I ran into Maria this morning I claimed it was "the greatest piece of literature in the history of man" lol. In creative writing class today, we had to bring an object and make up a story about it, half of it being true and half of it a lie. I brought a necklace and said,

"I got this necklace at SF's gay pride parade this year. I was approached by a smoove, large Itallian butch daddy whose line was 'You must be an astronaut, 'cause your butt's out of this world.' We hung out, watched the bands, and she gave this to me as a memento of our time together. We dated for a little while afterwards, but there was basicaly no attraction I had for her...as I said before, she was large and in charge. I'm not really into girls that look like lumberjacks."

Half the class cracked up laughing and the other half gave the sympathetic "Awwww!" lol. Well i'm sorry! I like it when girls look like girls! The teacher admitted she couldn't figure out what was true and what was a lie, so I didn't tell her. The truth was that I got that necklace at this year's gay pride parade. The lie was that the large Itallian butch never existed! I totally made that whole story up! The teacher said she will soon give us an assigment where we will randomly have to place a circus clown in our story's setting..she was like "Yeah, i'll just make you throw a clown in there. Make it look believable." Of course Heather and I were snickering hysterically in the back row.

I saw Stacey while I was walking around campus...and wouldn't you have it, I was wearing my "Horny" t-shirt and a rag on my head because I didn't have time to take a shower this morning. Fabulous. She was even hotter today than she was at the club meeting. I invited her to come clubbing with me tomorrow and we switched numbers...ka-ching! (Or more appropriately, schwing!) Just kidding...but dude, if I had a penis, she would be giving me the biggest boner.

I just get freaked out when I look at her because she really does look a lot like my ex except thin and pretty, and i'm assuming without an inverted nipple. I love the enthusiastic gleam in her eyes, it makes me feel like i've gone back in my time machine constructed out of campbell's soup cans and saran wrap and rescued my ex before all of the jadedness and hatred settled into her psyche. Stacey looks like a happy, nice girl, it seems every lesbian around here is so depressed all the time.

I wonder if maybe I can trick her into liking me. It won't be long before the other 10 lesbians on campus pick up on her presence, I guarantee she'll be snatched up within at least a month, if she isn't seeing someone already. The girls move in fast like hungry alpha female wolves here. I'll be alright either way though, lately I am content with just listening to "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead and sitting by my windowsill, staring into the wooded area where I often see some newborn kittens at play. Yes at times I am lonely, but I would rather be alone for quite some time than rush into something now that i'm not prepared for. I want to make sure my next girlfriend is a genuine person who is good to me, and i'm sure this will take lots of time.