LOLA FUCKIN' RULES!!!!!!!
Just got back from hangin' with Lola, it was lots of fun and the perfect antidote for that whole stupid Josie thing.
So I called up Lola and met her at this bar that I can only describe as "the bar of the future" because it made me feel like I was in a Jetson's episode. So then I sat down with Lola (but not before I ordered a shirley temple...yum yum) and we talked about life, work, school, exes, etc. You know, I have come to the conclusion that this world just must be a bad place, because if guys were stupid enough to treat Lola or Dia like shit and they are uberwomen, then there really is no hope for the common girl. I mean, look at those two, they are hot hot hot, funny and super intelligent, by far two of the most interesting women i've met since i've come to SF for college because the girls around here are shallow and they suck. But I digress.
So then Lola asked if I wanted to check out a lesbian house party. Hell's yeah! So we walked over what must have been the Himalayas to reach the party, I felt at one point that with every step my knees were hitting my neck from walking so vertically.
Lesbian house party=10 girls that look like Drew Carey and 1 that is hot. The hot one got all up on Lola, lol. I just chilled, there wasn't anybody there I was interested in. There actually was one other cute chick, but she was way older and out of my league.
Just a warning, I am really boring at house parties. I am the shit at raves or clubs, but get me in a house party and i'll just fuck things up. I think it's because everybody is drinking at house parties and I don't drink because it makes me feel uncomfortable. My dad was an alcoholic and it is a major problem in my family, so I don't drink, and if I do, it has to be some fouffy sort of dessert drink with cherries and whipped cream and sprinkles. So basically at house parties I feel dumb 'cause i'm not drinking and I don't dance on the dancefloor 'cause of my stupid rule of thumb.
The rule says that it is OK to dance in a suspended cage in front of 100 strangers, but not in front of 7 people in a well-lighted kitchen. I don't know why I am comfortable dancing for large crowds and not for small groups of people, perhaps I feel more scrutinized by faces I can actually see, I don't know. I told everybody at the party that my name was Veronica (the name of my bionic femme character that I am trying to live out in real life) and I don't know why I did it, I just didn't want to tell anybody my real name. Lola played along. Some lady was like "Oh, looks like you don't do much dancing Veronica" and Lola yelled out "For God's sakes, she's a CAGE DANCER!!!!" and I had to crack up laughing. I'm glad nobody asked me to demonstrate. Some really old butch did these pelvic thrusts at me and pointed to her crotch. I was then prevented from ever being able to have children from the mere sight of it.
So the one cute girl at the party gave Lola lots of kisses and I stared at the smokers on the balcony trying to make animals out of the smoke. Lola came back and looked at the kitchen table which had 1 book about lesbian sex and 1 bowl of fruit. She gasps. "OH MY GOD!!!!!!........PEACHES!!!!" I was looking at the lesbian sex book, personally. I guess 'cause i'm a pervert, hahaha.
So yeah, I felt stupid for not busting out my dance moves. One chick asked me why I wasn't dancing and I said because "I didn't want to annihilate everyone on the dancefloor with my sexy moves" and she cracked up. I decided for sure that next week at the club I will wear my vinyl dominatrix outfit and seduce the masses, it's been about 6 months since i've worn it...ohhh yeah.
But simply put, Lola rules! She has a fetish with watching gay boys make out and I think that's so cool, i've always wanted to meet a girl with that fetish! Lola is cute like an Anime character, funny, and very very easy to talk to, she's the type of girl that makes you happy just from spending time with her. I put you up in my fave list 'cause I think you're the cat's pajamas, Lola! I hope we get to hang out again soon, you should come to my club! I promise I won't act like an old man there!
Just got back from hangin' with Lola, it was lots of fun and the perfect antidote for that whole stupid Josie thing.
So I called up Lola and met her at this bar that I can only describe as "the bar of the future" because it made me feel like I was in a Jetson's episode. So then I sat down with Lola (but not before I ordered a shirley temple...yum yum) and we talked about life, work, school, exes, etc. You know, I have come to the conclusion that this world just must be a bad place, because if guys were stupid enough to treat Lola or Dia like shit and they are uberwomen, then there really is no hope for the common girl. I mean, look at those two, they are hot hot hot, funny and super intelligent, by far two of the most interesting women i've met since i've come to SF for college because the girls around here are shallow and they suck. But I digress.
So then Lola asked if I wanted to check out a lesbian house party. Hell's yeah! So we walked over what must have been the Himalayas to reach the party, I felt at one point that with every step my knees were hitting my neck from walking so vertically.
Lesbian house party=10 girls that look like Drew Carey and 1 that is hot. The hot one got all up on Lola, lol. I just chilled, there wasn't anybody there I was interested in. There actually was one other cute chick, but she was way older and out of my league.
Just a warning, I am really boring at house parties. I am the shit at raves or clubs, but get me in a house party and i'll just fuck things up. I think it's because everybody is drinking at house parties and I don't drink because it makes me feel uncomfortable. My dad was an alcoholic and it is a major problem in my family, so I don't drink, and if I do, it has to be some fouffy sort of dessert drink with cherries and whipped cream and sprinkles. So basically at house parties I feel dumb 'cause i'm not drinking and I don't dance on the dancefloor 'cause of my stupid rule of thumb.
The rule says that it is OK to dance in a suspended cage in front of 100 strangers, but not in front of 7 people in a well-lighted kitchen. I don't know why I am comfortable dancing for large crowds and not for small groups of people, perhaps I feel more scrutinized by faces I can actually see, I don't know. I told everybody at the party that my name was Veronica (the name of my bionic femme character that I am trying to live out in real life) and I don't know why I did it, I just didn't want to tell anybody my real name. Lola played along. Some lady was like "Oh, looks like you don't do much dancing Veronica" and Lola yelled out "For God's sakes, she's a CAGE DANCER!!!!" and I had to crack up laughing. I'm glad nobody asked me to demonstrate. Some really old butch did these pelvic thrusts at me and pointed to her crotch. I was then prevented from ever being able to have children from the mere sight of it.
So the one cute girl at the party gave Lola lots of kisses and I stared at the smokers on the balcony trying to make animals out of the smoke. Lola came back and looked at the kitchen table which had 1 book about lesbian sex and 1 bowl of fruit. She gasps. "OH MY GOD!!!!!!........PEACHES!!!!" I was looking at the lesbian sex book, personally. I guess 'cause i'm a pervert, hahaha.
So yeah, I felt stupid for not busting out my dance moves. One chick asked me why I wasn't dancing and I said because "I didn't want to annihilate everyone on the dancefloor with my sexy moves" and she cracked up. I decided for sure that next week at the club I will wear my vinyl dominatrix outfit and seduce the masses, it's been about 6 months since i've worn it...ohhh yeah.
But simply put, Lola rules! She has a fetish with watching gay boys make out and I think that's so cool, i've always wanted to meet a girl with that fetish! Lola is cute like an Anime character, funny, and very very easy to talk to, she's the type of girl that makes you happy just from spending time with her. I put you up in my fave list 'cause I think you're the cat's pajamas, Lola! I hope we get to hang out again soon, you should come to my club! I promise I won't act like an old man there!
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Wow. Now that is a superhero outfit!