Amelie went on a little adventure last night!
Remember how I told you she bit Josie and I was angry at her? I think Amelie felt really bad...the whole day afterwards she would hide under her stuffing when I came around, I think she felt guilty. Besides, I was still mad at her...so then the guilty Amelie felt unloved. She decided to put some extra seeds in her cheeks and run away!
I came home, trying to coerce her to come out and quickly realized she wasn't anywhere in the stuffing! I was in a panic. What if she gets hurt? What if she dies in some obscure place in my room and the whole place smells? What if she runs out into the hall and someone kills her because they think she's a rat? Aaaagh!
"Where would I go if I was a hamster?" I thought. Somewhere dark and snuggly. I open up my closet. I find a trail of sunflower seeds because apparently Amelie planned her escape well. Just like Charlie Brown running away from home with a sack on a stick. I shake my laundry basket. You know where she is?
Bitch is sleeping in my panties! I scream and she gives me this look like "What? I didn't do it!" And starts running around the closet. I put her favorite seed in the center of my hand and she hops in. When hamsters eat, they are hardly aware of what is going on around them, concentrating on the good taste of the food. So while she is subdued, I put her back in the cage.
Then she suddenly realizes she has been recaptured. She runs around franticaly and gets pissed she can't get out...so she drinks some water and goes back to sleep.
What a bad girl she's been this week! I think she is going through her rebellious teen phase. Poor little hamster. I think she was under the impression I didn't love her anymore because I was mad about her biting Josie, so she tried to run away! My little cuddle snuggly.
Josie was drunk last night, and cuddling up in bed with some straight girl...hmm. Then she started hardcore flirting with me, i'm confused. We went outside and were talking and at one point she just looked like she wanted to fuck the shit out of me! Again, I have no idea why I have this primal attraction to her, she just looks like your average Minnesota girl next door. I'm sure you had those crushes, where someone gives you mad boners and you don't even know why, they aren't your type at all...
But yeah, Josie's hot, I want summa that. lol.
Remember how I told you she bit Josie and I was angry at her? I think Amelie felt really bad...the whole day afterwards she would hide under her stuffing when I came around, I think she felt guilty. Besides, I was still mad at her...so then the guilty Amelie felt unloved. She decided to put some extra seeds in her cheeks and run away!
I came home, trying to coerce her to come out and quickly realized she wasn't anywhere in the stuffing! I was in a panic. What if she gets hurt? What if she dies in some obscure place in my room and the whole place smells? What if she runs out into the hall and someone kills her because they think she's a rat? Aaaagh!
"Where would I go if I was a hamster?" I thought. Somewhere dark and snuggly. I open up my closet. I find a trail of sunflower seeds because apparently Amelie planned her escape well. Just like Charlie Brown running away from home with a sack on a stick. I shake my laundry basket. You know where she is?
Bitch is sleeping in my panties! I scream and she gives me this look like "What? I didn't do it!" And starts running around the closet. I put her favorite seed in the center of my hand and she hops in. When hamsters eat, they are hardly aware of what is going on around them, concentrating on the good taste of the food. So while she is subdued, I put her back in the cage.
Then she suddenly realizes she has been recaptured. She runs around franticaly and gets pissed she can't get out...so she drinks some water and goes back to sleep.
What a bad girl she's been this week! I think she is going through her rebellious teen phase. Poor little hamster. I think she was under the impression I didn't love her anymore because I was mad about her biting Josie, so she tried to run away! My little cuddle snuggly.
Josie was drunk last night, and cuddling up in bed with some straight girl...hmm. Then she started hardcore flirting with me, i'm confused. We went outside and were talking and at one point she just looked like she wanted to fuck the shit out of me! Again, I have no idea why I have this primal attraction to her, she just looks like your average Minnesota girl next door. I'm sure you had those crushes, where someone gives you mad boners and you don't even know why, they aren't your type at all...
But yeah, Josie's hot, I want summa that. lol.
At least Amelie didn't piss all over your underwear. THAT would've sucked.
And, off topic, the second your first set goes up, you will become one of my three fav SG's.
G'day.