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Thursday Aug 22, 2002

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Spent the last few hours hanging with Josie...oh dear, I think I am entering full on crush mode. I like hanging out with her. She's calm and sweet. Even though she's the girl next door type, there is something about her that is so sexy. She was trying to get me to smoke with her but I refrained; whenever I smoke pot (yeah, all TWO times i've smoked it) I get all horny, and I didn't want to, like, throw myself at her when we were just getting to know each other. She's a Cancer, they're supposed to be great matches with Aries. She said all of the girls she's ever dated were Aries girls too. They're supposed to mix well because Aries is fiery enough to excite Cancer, while Cancer is wise and cool enough to calm Aries' impulsive, fireball personality. I get the vibe that if things ever were to get that far with Josie, that would be the case. She definitely had a calming effect on me. Made my nervousness turn into liquid sunshine coursing through my veins. I want her in a primal, animal way and can't even explain why...after all, I just met her.

She tried to pet Amelie and Amelie bit her...hard! Amelie has never bitten anyone before. I think she is jealous, she wants to get all of her master's attention. Haha. What a little bitch. Amelie gets no pineapple treat this week. I'm mad at her.

So Josie and I are supposed to go clubbing in an hour or so...hopefully my well timed dance moves will sweep her off her feet...or not. Hahaha. I don't know why, but I think I like her a lot even if we've just met. I can't explain it. We will probably just end up friends, I hardly ever get my crushes. Oh well. We'll just see. If it doesn't go anywhere, then I have one more dyke friend, and that's always cool...but for some reason I am digging her a lot.
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prudence:
pot makes me too horny, too- like PAINFULLY horny.

plus a million other things (hungry, paranoid, tired) that i don't enjoy feeling.

yech- i hate the stuff.
Aug 22, 2002
prudence:
p.s. i'll be sure to say a hail mary tonight so josie will fall for you. i do hope you'll find true love soon. until then, i can provide you with a reasonable facsimilie
Aug 22, 2002

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