bionicfemme

Yaaay! Dia, of course you can be my bridesmaid! And I bet you give a great speech, every journal of yours deserves to go down in history! Lesbian weddings actually confuse me, especially when I think about my own. Do I wear the dress? Do I wear the tux? Do both of us wear dresses? What the fuck??? lol. And bi girls rule, just as long as they aren't the bi-curious type, I think I am getting too aged to keep up with the bi-curious girls now, i'm an old woman.

So yeah. Now I have more than Christina to worry about. You guys are going to laugh hysterically when I tell you about the most recent twist of fate in my building. This girl moved in on the other side of the building on my floor, right? And I ran into one of my old friends I used to work at the literary magazine with and she was with this new girl on my floor, Josie. I thought Josie was checkin' out the goods but said "What the hell, am I Enrique Iglesias, that I must assume all women are checking out the goods? Of course she isn't."

Then later my friend Maria was wearing this bag with the rainbow on it, right? I guess she ran into Josie on her way out and Josie told her "Hey, i'm family too" and Maria told her I was part of the sisterhood as well. So then later on I ran into Josie and she invited me to come over sometime since she just moved here from Minnesota and is looking for some friends to hang out with! I am happy, now I know I wasn't just being Enrique Iglesias and imagining all of the flirtation. I must move in before the other 10 lesbians in San Francisco find out we have a newcomer and they beat me in a merciless streetfight over her!

So yeah, again I was completely embarassed, I am doing my laundry this morning so I have something to wear to class and THIS time i'm wearing bright yellow pj's that make me look like a banana. So who pops into the elevator but Josie. Christ, I am going to buy new pajamas immediately so I stop running into all of these hot women in my building looking like a fool! Oh well, at least my hair was done and my contacts were in my eyes so I looked kind of OK.

To sum up, she's a hot femme, she's the same age as me, she has a sexy smoker's voice and she lives on my floor. If I blow the deal this time, I will be doomed to the seventh circle of hell!

And why am I living with all of these hot women, they always catch me when I look like crap! Oh well, at least Josie is gay, unlike Christina, maybe now i'm heading in the right direction for once!

Time for class...see you kids later, you make me smile.