Tookie Tookie Chaka Chaka. Tookie Tookie Chaka Chaka. This is a call to the Goddess, please bring rain to this parched Earth. Tookie Chaka Tookie Chaka.
love is a beautiful thing, love lifts you to where you belong, love is a many splendid thing, all you need is love. especially when it involves my anaconda.
josyph
josyph
bailey:
dont want none unless you got buns hun.
B,
baby it was a mistake, a misunderstanding. shouldn't we just shag on it, yeah. do i make you randy? should i break out my Swedish pump for ya baby?
josyph
baby it was a mistake, a misunderstanding. shouldn't we just shag on it, yeah. do i make you randy? should i break out my Swedish pump for ya baby?
josyph
bailey:
no, no. maggie loves you baby, she just knows better than to mess with me.
word on the street is the swedish pump wont be necessary with you.
i lived across the street from a boy named randy growing up. he never showered, but i liked him anyway.
B
word on the street is the swedish pump wont be necessary with you.
i lived across the street from a boy named randy growing up. he never showered, but i liked him anyway.
B
Everybody I have something important to say: I have Cancer.
josyph
p.s. No I don't have cancer, i just wanted to use that phrase because i normally don't get to say that in any context whatsoever. sorry to all the cancer victims of the world, especially the one's with bowel cancer.
josyph
p.s. No I don't have cancer, i just wanted to use that phrase because i normally don't get to say that in any context whatsoever. sorry to all the cancer victims of the world, especially the one's with bowel cancer.
bailey:
you are an ass....
i will crush you, for your "moving on". i love maggie though, so nevermind.
i will crush you, for your "moving on". i love maggie though, so nevermind.
Dance spastically everybody, it's 1:15 am, and i'm still up. Oooohh....pretty colours, i like pretty colours...................
digdug:
that's a good fantasy (guilty pleasure)
Just got some more tattoos again. This shall complete my frenzy of inking my body for awhile.
What are they you ask? Well two matching flaming eyes with the left one having lashes(kinda ClockWork Orange-ish) upon my arms within the region between the forearms and whatever area on the opposite side. Just blackwork, no color yet. okay, end of transmission.
josyph
What are they you ask? Well two matching flaming eyes with the left one having lashes(kinda ClockWork Orange-ish) upon my arms within the region between the forearms and whatever area on the opposite side. Just blackwork, no color yet. okay, end of transmission.
josyph
bailey:
gaylord mcjackass...
so fucking funny you are! thanks you oh-so-much. that mental picture of him nuts being shorn off in a freak accident should be able to get me through the next couple of weeks. just long enough to find me a better job...
xoxox
Bailey
so fucking funny you are! thanks you oh-so-much. that mental picture of him nuts being shorn off in a freak accident should be able to get me through the next couple of weeks. just long enough to find me a better job...
xoxox
Bailey
[ i now reside upon my throne of solitude. defeated. anguished. tortured. no mere mortal can fathom the depths of my torment. i am the prince of misery. i shall soon caste away my chosen name, SatanIsMyChauffer. henceforth, within three days i shall be reborn and rechristened with a new name. i am eternally within pain. oh, and i get payed on Friday, SCORE!!
bailey:
hey! are you finally going to pay me back that 37 cents i lent you to use the vending machine back in our past life?
shit, boy. its time to collect!
Bailey
ps. i have no idea what iam talking about
shit, boy. its time to collect!
Bailey
ps. i have no idea what iam talking about
A sucsessful journey to the center of the Earth, can fruitfully be acheived with:
a) A lot of elbow grease.
b) Stock pile of armory and Preparation H.
c) The Physical Knowhow, whatever that may be.
d) Anti-diahrea medicine, see a pattern here.
e) Your very own Mini-Me to give you lots of moral support and inspiration.
a) A lot of elbow grease.
b) Stock pile of armory and Preparation H.
c) The Physical Knowhow, whatever that may be.
d) Anti-diahrea medicine, see a pattern here.
e) Your very own Mini-Me to give you lots of moral support and inspiration.
jamy:
I never did see that film.. but based on your post, Im not sure that you are refering to it ;-) What are you referring to exactly?
i'm in the middle stage of new tattoo healing period.
oh, release the evil hounds of intense itchiness. devils of irritation, i caste thee down unclean spirit. i command thee to eternal damnation.
josyph, satanismychauffer
oh, release the evil hounds of intense itchiness. devils of irritation, i caste thee down unclean spirit. i command thee to eternal damnation.
josyph, satanismychauffer
bailey:
dearest josyph,
i waited impatiently for you last night and ended up going with madonna truth or dare instead of porn, just so you wouldnt get jealous.
i made nachos and everything.....damn you.
B
i waited impatiently for you last night and ended up going with madonna truth or dare instead of porn, just so you wouldnt get jealous.
i made nachos and everything.....damn you.
B
the name is SuperMan, fear not urban dwellers, for i am mighty and shall save your fair city. Oh, why yes, mam, that is a cock ring, but not just some ordinary cock ring, but a super cock ring imbued with powers of unheard magnitude. oh yes, that feels....uhhhhh....
[transcribed portion from The SuperMan Chronicles:My Hidden Darkness]
josyph - satanismychauffer
B, where you be at?
[transcribed portion from The SuperMan Chronicles:My Hidden Darkness]
josyph - satanismychauffer
B, where you be at?
