B,
besides my daily riual of chai tea consumed right before bed, and the 465 rotations of my pillows, those words uttered make me comforted. now like Robin Williams, in full psycho mode, i can feel joy and oneness. little versions of me, oh, do you know where little JakeTheStrangeOne is. oh, he's playing outside on the swing with his sister, FeliciaTheStrangeOne. oh, how very...
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besides my daily riual of chai tea consumed right before bed, and the 465 rotations of my pillows, those words uttered make me comforted. now like Robin Williams, in full psycho mode, i can feel joy and oneness. little versions of me, oh, do you know where little JakeTheStrangeOne is. oh, he's playing outside on the swing with his sister, FeliciaTheStrangeOne. oh, how very...
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i sometimes wonder if i could ever be a male supermodel. could i ever be as good as Derek Zoolander? Or Hansel? could i perhaps attain my own definitive move that would enrapture the public. my very own Magnum or Blue Steel.
Or i could just eat this chicken pot pie. yes, that's it.
Or i could just eat this chicken pot pie. yes, that's it.
bailey:
last night as i was trying to sleep and not think about stupid dramatic stuff i started thinking about you and me.
if i marry you, what would my last name be? i mean, i cant be BaileyTheStrangeOne, cause then there would be two of us.
so my suggestion became the following:
i become BaileyTheStrangeOne and you become JosyphTheStrangerOne because you are most definitly more strange than i am.
if and when we have kids the will be {first name here}TheStrangestOne. oh, i guess that means we can only have one....well, thats okay. its the making em part that counts anyways.
thats as far as i got with that little tangent. i fell asleep soon after that.
if i marry you, what would my last name be? i mean, i cant be BaileyTheStrangeOne, cause then there would be two of us.
so my suggestion became the following:
i become BaileyTheStrangeOne and you become JosyphTheStrangerOne because you are most definitly more strange than i am.
if and when we have kids the will be {first name here}TheStrangestOne. oh, i guess that means we can only have one....well, thats okay. its the making em part that counts anyways.
thats as far as i got with that little tangent. i fell asleep soon after that.
zombie flicks are so rad. i just got "Dead Alive" which is byPeter Jackson of Lord of the Rings fame. i highly recommend it anybody who likes horror, especially one mixed with demented comedy. whodathunk a lawnmower could be so effective on killing zombies. "Dead Alive" is kinda like The Evil Dead" but set in the 50's in New Zealand, mixed up with zombies and...
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maxx:
I'm gonna have to see it. I've been told I'd like it before, but your description convinced me. (I trust you because of your band and book choices. And HEY! Look what your favorite movie is.)
bump and grind people, bump and grind. just as Eric Nies taught you. no more burritos for you fatso. listen to the churning, yeah, that one, now bump and grind. put down the chulapa.
josyph
josyph
bailey:
but i love the chulapa...
Hot Pockets are cool. Like dinner rolled into a bread funnel. being a black man trapped in a white man's body is not cool.
B,
H.R.Geiger alien sexual bio-mechanical, biomorphic sculpture is the shiznit.
B,
H.R.Geiger alien sexual bio-mechanical, biomorphic sculpture is the shiznit.
toreena:
I just ate a hot pocket!
lefty:
dude, i eat the lean pockets (i dont need the extra fat)... they are a staple, try the chicken parmisean or however you spell it...
would you rather be a black man trapped in a white man's body, or black from the waist down?
would you rather be a black man trapped in a white man's body, or black from the waist down?
To B,
I don't like sculptures of men, i just trade fey glances at Rodin's The Thinking Man. But lately i've been eyeing that Venus of Urbino, a woman, not gay, unfortunately she has a bulbous flower spore configuration for a head. ahh, shucks.
I don't like sculptures of men, i just trade fey glances at Rodin's The Thinking Man. But lately i've been eyeing that Venus of Urbino, a woman, not gay, unfortunately she has a bulbous flower spore configuration for a head. ahh, shucks.
bailey:
this is where we differ....
i find bulbous flower spore configurations irresistable.
i find bulbous flower spore configurations irresistable.
london:
Finally someone on this site who likes Eminem!!! I get my balls busted for it!
I like myself, i like poptarts. i don't like smelly people.
bailey:
last night i retired to my bed naked, with a vanilla coke and strawberry frosted pop tarts.
your jealous. and you get turned on by sculptures of men.
your jealous. and you get turned on by sculptures of men.
i've got one word for you: whydon'ticrammyfistintoyourgulletyoulimeybastard
there i'm cool again
there i'm cool again
i like Portland. Portland likes me. well I'm not sure it likes me, but if it had a mouth and could utilize the english diction it'd say "I think you're a little strange, but in my opinion i'd say you're okay."
and then we'd bond and share wonderful experiences together and i would make new friends and go to Powells bookstore and spend all my...
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and then we'd bond and share wonderful experiences together and i would make new friends and go to Powells bookstore and spend all my...
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bletch:
domo arigoto
Another Name, another dollar. Who's the badmutha fucka, tattooed arms scary looks, with pierced dick. Shaft. No, shusch yo mouth. It's me, not shiny suit man, but me, yes me.
josyph, the strange one
josyph, the strange one
bailey:
you live in vegas! please please please tell me that you know an elvis impersonator.
maybe its time to persue that showgirl career i have always dreamed of. wait, i never dreamed of being a showgirl.
note to self:
come up with dream of being a vegas showgirl.
aaaaaiiiiiiiiii!
B
maybe its time to persue that showgirl career i have always dreamed of. wait, i never dreamed of being a showgirl.
note to self:
come up with dream of being a vegas showgirl.
aaaaaiiiiiiiiii!
B
my bad.