Why won't Bailey love me back? Oh, the heartache. wait, i've got Marg Helgenberg in her China Beach days, vavavoom! Rrrrrrrahhh!
Politics sucks. Religion sucks. People need to find a new obsession.
i'm going to buy a portable DVD player, isn't that fucking cool. when i purchase it, i can then conjure plausible conversation with other people, for example:
Other person: Oh, what's that you got there?
Me: It's my newly purchased portable DVD player.
O.P.:Wow, that's cool. Can I see it?
Me: Hell no. It's mine, all mine. Get thee away miserable cur for i alone...
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Other person: Oh, what's that you got there?
Me: It's my newly purchased portable DVD player.
O.P.:Wow, that's cool. Can I see it?
Me: Hell no. It's mine, all mine. Get thee away miserable cur for i alone...
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i'm having the violent chills. or is the whooping cough. or the Hunta Virus. or is it just a bad case of priapism.
call me back in the morning.
call me back in the morning.
indie:
Happy Birthday
If you are sick I hope that you get better!
If you are sick I hope that you get better!
Whatever people are saying, Kelly Clarkson's ass is not that big. Her ass is just fine. J-Lo has a big ass and nobody complains, Chris Rock excluded.
bailey:
nobody complains about J Lo's ass because everyone wants to park their cocks in it. chris rock excluded.
life is too short to complain and angst about.
grab it by the testicles and do something.
you too can be someone special and cool.
but probably not cool as i.
grab it by the testicles and do something.
you too can be someone special and cool.
but probably not cool as i.
digdug:
oh YOUR America's Idol!?!?
Vive le Resistance!!
destroy your idols.
burn the pope mobile.
piss on the White House's lawn.
say "Good for you. Martha fucking Stewart."
eat a twinkie without worrying about the calories.
cry out "Michael Jackson, you really are Latoya, and you like little boys, fag."
only you can emerge from your mediocrity.
destroy your idols.
burn the pope mobile.
piss on the White House's lawn.
say "Good for you. Martha fucking Stewart."
eat a twinkie without worrying about the calories.
cry out "Michael Jackson, you really are Latoya, and you like little boys, fag."
only you can emerge from your mediocrity.
littlegirllost:
Liking little boys doesn't make someone a fag. It makes them a pedophile.
biohazyrd:
got you on the fag part, sorry. but i still think Michael is a fruitcake.
josyph
josyph
I am so over being infatuated with the mullet. the next person i see wearing the Canadian Hockey Hat gets a free buzzcut. i hate Lit with their Mulletron video, go blow a goat, aye. and what's up with the rooster cowlick mohawk thing, real punks implant steel plates in their heads to be able to screw metal spiked rods in them, i mean get...
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i like warm and fuzzy things.
i like dandelions and fruitroll ups.
i've lost contact with reality, oh, about four hour ago.
josyph
p.s. this is all due to lack of sleep. i like sleep.
i like dandelions and fruitroll ups.
i've lost contact with reality, oh, about four hour ago.
josyph
p.s. this is all due to lack of sleep. i like sleep.
bailey:
i finished reading "choke" last night.
fucking good book.
really really good.
so good, i slept next to it and cuddled with it until the wee hours of the morning.
fucking good book.
really really good.
so good, i slept next to it and cuddled with it until the wee hours of the morning.
I saw Elvis at the airport today, but to my suprise he wasn't fat or sixty plus year old man. in full on white rhinestone sequined jumpsuit. he had chest hair, a mange patch no less. that was pretty disturbing. there was a Show Girl too. no chest hair on her. that would be actually kinda interesting. wait, that's sick. hirsuite women are not cool....
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