Greetings mere mortals. i utter words to which humans can fathom and comprehend. i ask that thy ring be sacred and protected in mind and in action. we all can fight for good upon Middle-Earth.
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to aptly respond to your inquiry, as a matter a fact i do come from elfin descent, though recently i consulted with my stylist, Gragnok, to pursue a new look. so in spirit of the many Tom Cruise's and Brad Pitt's and Benjamin Bratt's, i have reinvented my attire and hairstyle, to further reinvigorate public interest amongst the Middle-Earth dwellers. Of course i haven't contacted my agent to schedule my au current photo shoot to actively introduce such an important event. but i shall do it soon, for the many and the few.